Compliments of the Beach

Fat ladies on the beach wear thongs What's wrong with that Did they run out of tent again Beach balls come in multicolored blue To get confused with obesity Small round women swimming Who wear spandex suits to force the tides high Roll the waves back from where they came From Florida to England when they dive Signs read, Fat chicks cause tidal waves Enter at your own risk if you aren't a fish When a woman asks if she is fat Never answer that Divert her attention to the sea and say You are not large my dear The ocean is simply too small for its size This time of year