Come here my dear

Come here my dear and don't you fear. It's time to take a lick. I'm serving up a tasty treat of mortals o a stick.. Their brains I stew in cow pooh, throw in a candle wick, then add one utter from a cow and one big fat dog tick.. I simmer it on low until all viruses go, Wouldn't want to make any one sick. Serve it up while hot with some sinus snot. It has a powerful kick!!