Christopher Bunton Poet Limerick

Coffee Master

I am the greatest coffee drinker.

The best wide awake thinker.

I drink my java,

hotter than lava,

always black.  I never tinker.


My Joe does not flow from a mug,

cause I down it from a gallon jug.

My coffee is the strongest,

and my buzz lasts the longest.

I hate to move slow, like a slug.



Christopher Bunton
Feb.  7, 2012

For the ridiculous self exaggeration contest

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Ilene Bauer February 17, 2012 at 10:52 AM from one coffee drinker to another - nice one! congrats on your win! Christopher Bunton February 17, 2012 at 10:18 PM Thank You!!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 15, 2012 at 9:59 PM Congrats, Christopher on your great win! Lots of fun to read...I'm not a coffee drinker but I drink tea by the gallon so I can relate. Blessings, Rhonda Christopher Bunton February 16, 2012 at 3:35 PM Thank You!!

Samual Ronthorpe February 15, 2012 at 4:46 PM Christopher, this is a great poem. Congrats on winning 4th place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe Christopher Bunton February 16, 2012 at 3:34 PM Thank You!!

Robert Pettit February 15, 2012 at 2:07 PM Congratulations on your win Christopher. Juan Valdez and those Colombian coffee growers should like you. Christopher Bunton February 15, 2012 at 3:33 PM Thank you!!

Joyce Johnson February 15, 2012 at 12:19 PM You have convinced me that you are the biggest coffee drinker. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce Christopher Bunton February 15, 2012 at 3:33 PM Thank you!!

Carol Sunshine Brown February 15, 2012 at 11:43 AM Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Christopher. Love, Carol Christopher Bunton February 15, 2012 at 3:33 PM Thank you!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl February 15, 2012 at 10:58 AM cpngratulations Chris, like it when I first read and still do xx Christopher Bunton February 15, 2012 at 3:32 PM Thank you!

Kash Poet February 15, 2012 at 8:57 AM Congratulations Christopher on your win.Enjoyed the humour very much. Christopher Bunton February 15, 2012 at 3:32 PM Thank you!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl February 9, 2012 at 2:17 AM Love this and I love my coffee. Thanks for the congratulations xx Christopher Bunton February 9, 2012 at 6:00 AM Thank You!!