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Tania's Valentine's Day Limerick Contest   January 15, 2024

Chocolates Don't Always Win a Heart

On Valentine's Day, Clay brought her candy
Hoping chocolates would make her randy
She threw him out the door
Yelled, "Men are such a bore!
I'm in love with twins, Mandy and Sandy."
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Flood Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Congrats on your win with little gem, Lin. Terry
Dietrich Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
so fun, Lin. Big Congrats.
Lane Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Thanks, Andrea!
Cunningham Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Back with congratulations to you on your first place win Lin. Tom
Lane Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Thanks so much, Tom.
Fowler Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 10:10 AM
LOL Chocolates just don't add up to twins. Cute one Lin. Congratulations! :)
Lane Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Lol thanks, Linda.
Goldsmith Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Maybe chocolates would be better. Haha!!! Have a blessed day with your win..................
Lane Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Id take chocolate any day. Thanks, Paula.
Kitchin Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Lin, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious limerick!
Lane Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Thanks a lot, Tania.
Jones Avatar
January 15, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Good one lol! Good luck in the contest.
Lane Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Thank you very much, Karen.
Cunningham Avatar
January 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Lol, she should have kept the chocolates. Good luck in the contest Lin. Tom
Lane Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 8:33 AM
;-)
Cunningham Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Nothing surprises me any more Lin.
Lane Avatar
January 15, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Funny, Tom. Mandy and Sandy could be guys. Lol
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
ha ha ha thanks for the giggle i needed it tonight lol:-) hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
January 15, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Anytime, Jan. Thanks and hugs.
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