Chocolate Oh Glorious Chocolate

I was feeling mighty low one day Till wifey-poo came to the rescue “Close your eyes, I've a big surprise!” I was tempted to take a peek, wouldn't you But held 'em shut tight and played the game I could smell this aroma so sweet Heaven had descended on this poor soul Smelled like that glorious treat It's a smell that really can't be disguised Described as the food of the gods Chocolate oh glorious sweet chocolate It takes you where angels fear to trod Finally she said, “Okay open your eyes!” And there in all of its splendour Lay a bowl of sweet chocolate pudding I just knew I had to surrender Adorned with a glob of fluffy whipped cream And a yummy red cherry on top My heart started pounding so fast and loud Thought my ears were going to pop When I had gluttoned myself like a piggy I slumped back down in my chair The air was filled with the sound of angels Spent the rest of the day without care NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION Chocolate is a bean A bean is a vegetable Vegetables are good for you So chocolate is a health food! Enjoy my friend, enjoy