Chaos Incorporated

my cousin went to her sisters wedding very pregnant you see, walking down the aisle as matron of honour was desperate for a wee, stood behind the bride wriggling a bit in pain suddenly her bladder cried she tried to stop in vain!! she pretended she had to faint crashing into the christening font water everywhere then knocking over a statue of a saint. the bride just stood in silence to shocked to make a sound her sister said sorry hun guess you don't want me around . getting up she touched the lever releasing baptism's pool and soon the lid slid away revealing the deep hole in she fell in a swoon. every one heard a mighty splash fished her out all dripping wet this she was pleased to see cos being so wet it hid the fact that she had to have that wee. penned May23 2016