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Changing Fortune

A three ply loo roll felt rather glum They do not say thanks when they wipe their bum But now it's a hero We're down to zero Sandpaper makes the bottom rather numb 13th April 2020

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Date: 4/23/2020 12:31:00 PM
Hilariously done; we need more hilarity right now so thank you!
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Date: 4/20/2020 5:18:00 PM
I heard today that Charmin is donating 2 million dollars worth of toilet tissue to the American public so relief is on its way. Enjoyed your sense of humor. Back in the day when we were so poor we had to use a certain catalogue at times when there was no paper. Sad was the day but we might have to get resourceful once again. Sara
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Date: 4/14/2020 5:53:00 AM
Ooohoohoohoo! I feel your pain. A really cute rhyme. It made me smile and that's something we all need right now. God Bless, JB
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Date: 4/13/2020 11:20:00 PM
We use to use cement bag paper, your wonderful limerick reminds of those days, good one, Kai
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Date: 4/13/2020 10:18:00 PM
Ouch... sandpaper... oh no... prayers for your days... fun right.. great work.. Ann
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Date: 4/13/2020 7:57:00 AM
LOL!!!! Even the goldfish are looking at me I'm laughing so hard. ;D,
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