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Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe -Part 3-

The Old Lady was a real old crank, she headed over to the Cat in the Hat with a gas tank. She threw the gas tank at the Cat's head, knocked him out hoping he was dead. While he was out she tied him up, strung him from a tree and smacked him with a cup. She went up onto the roof where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2, she was quite the violent woman as she started beating them with her broom. Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat couldn't take it anymore, they all got themselves loose she beat them, till they were sore. Copyright © Cynthia Jones Nov.28/2004

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Date: 4/14/2015 9:50:00 AM
Well, I think I just felt Dr. Seuss roll over in his grave.
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