Cat In the Hat Meets the Old Lady In the Shoe -Part 3-
The Old Lady
was a real old crank,
she headed over to the Cat in the Hat
with a gas tank.
She threw the gas tank
at the Cat's head,
knocked him out
hoping he was dead.
While he was out
she tied him up,
strung him from a tree
and smacked him with a cup.
She went up onto the roof
where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,
she was quite the violent woman
as she started beating them with her broom.
Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat
couldn't take it anymore,
they all got themselves loose
she beat them, till they were sore.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Nov.28/2004
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