Cannibals Are People Too

Leaning toward cannibalism?
You might want to give it a go
Overall they're not a bad lot,
They are people too, you know

Paranoia runs quite rampant 
Amongst any Cannibal troupe
Looking down trodden or weary
May cause you to land in the soup!

Careful you don't get too fat
A discerning diners first choice
They all speak deeply with power
No weakness should be in their voice

An unwritten rule in the tribe,
Is avoid a sneeze or a cough
They start thinking you may die,!
Not that it puts anyone off!

"Just a bit of pepper in my nose",
Sounds like you're already seasoned
Putting you out of your misery
Might be how your demise is reasoned

One cannibal bumped his elbow
He said, "Owww, about that weather!"
When he saw heads whipping around,
That was how he got it together!

Be careful what you do and say
You could join and be a winner
But watch out if they say to you,
They'd like to have you for dinner!
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Wanter Avatar
December 17, 2019 at 10:07 AM
Run, Santa Claus, Run!!! Glad to see you on this list! Merry Christmas!
Adams Avatar
December 18, 2019 at 1:55 PM
Well I'm always on Santa's list. Usually the wrong one but hey, what are ya gonna do?.......Have a good one SW!....pat
Faulkner Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 6:16 PM
Glad to see I could give a helping hand (so to speak) with your latest innovation, Pat! Also a Fave!
Adams Avatar
November 20, 2019 at 3:41 PM
Wow! Thanks Michelle, for the Idea and the Fave, and for sharing your cool poems!......pat
Wolf Avatar
November 18, 2019 at 8:23 PM
What a title! :) gw
Faulkner Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 6:14 PM
Yes, and I have it ;)
Adams Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Oddly it's also a button!!......pat
Gauthier Avatar
November 16, 2019 at 9:33 AM
So cannibals are people too! LOL A fun read this morning. Thanks, Pat. Delightful.
Adams Avatar
November 16, 2019 at 2:44 PM
Thanks Line! It started from a comment by Michelle Faulkner on another poem I wrote. Weird how things like that pop into your head. (No real experience at it I promise!)..............80)
There Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 11:31 PM
Hilarious and genius...A most excellent piece to entertain the troupe!
Adams Avatar
November 16, 2019 at 7:38 AM
Thank you Hello, for the wonderful comment! Have a great day, you and the whole There family!.......80)
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