Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

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The wife says those who play the pools
Are nothing but a bunch of fools
I know what she said
But her T-shirt read:
"Get your nuts off with Snap-on Tools*!" 


*An American franchise catering
to mechanics

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Paulette Calasibetta March 4, 2022 at 1:40 PM Rico if anyone thinks out of the box it is you! Always funny and enjoyably off color. :)Paulette

M. L. Kiser March 3, 2022 at 4:14 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's good. Quite a fun write.

Michelle Faulkner March 3, 2022 at 2:44 PM truth in advertising?

Andrea Dietrich March 2, 2022 at 8:43 PM cool shirt slogan. i love buying my hubbie crazy t-shirts like that.

Valsa George March 2, 2022 at 7:31 PM Rico, how can you come up with such mischievous thoughts everyday? To me it is a wonder !

Gershon Wolf March 2, 2022 at 3:36 PM Mr. Goodwrench at your service...

Mystic Rose Rose March 2, 2022 at 2:32 PM ok, this is nuts !

L Milton Hankins March 2, 2022 at 2:05 PM Now, if I must say so, that would be very interesting. Would you use a crescent wrench or vise grips? Ouch!

Debra L Brown March 2, 2022 at 1:30 PM Rico, your Limericks are always a "Hoot." LoL. Enjoyed...Blessings ~ Debra

Kim Rodrigues March 2, 2022 at 12:40 PM Watch out for the wife…lol! When I first met my husband, one of his shirts said, “If I told you, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.” Funny and lame all rolled into one. Rico Leffanta March 3, 2022 at 10:07 AM That was top of the pops in the 70s! Aloha!

Ilene Bauer March 2, 2022 at 12:00 PM very funny, rico, with a hilarious title to match! Rico Leffanta March 3, 2022 at 10:06 AM Wonderful! Now every time you hear someone say, "By and large" you will wonder, "For whom?" Aloha!

Eve Roper March 2, 2022 at 11:53 AM Cute, do you have a wife? Teasing, does it make her crazy. My husband and son use to make me crazy with theirs.