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The wife says those who play the pools Are nothing but a bunch of fools I know what she said But her T-shirt read: "Get your nuts off with Snap-on Tools*!" *An American franchise catering to mechanics

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Date: 3/4/2022 1:40:00 PM
Rico if anyone thinks out of the box it is you! Always funny and enjoyably off color. :)Paulette
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Date: 3/3/2022 4:14:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's good. Quite a fun write.
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Date: 3/3/2022 2:44:00 PM
truth in advertising?
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Date: 3/2/2022 8:43:00 PM
cool shirt slogan. i love buying my hubbie crazy t-shirts like that.
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Date: 3/2/2022 7:31:00 PM
Rico, how can you come up with such mischievous thoughts everyday? To me it is a wonder !
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Date: 3/2/2022 3:36:00 PM
Mr. Goodwrench at your service...
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Date: 3/2/2022 2:32:00 PM
ok, this is nuts !
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Date: 3/2/2022 2:05:00 PM
Now, if I must say so, that would be very interesting. Would you use a crescent wrench or vise grips? Ouch!
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Date: 3/2/2022 1:30:00 PM
Rico, your Limericks are always a "Hoot." LoL. Enjoyed...Blessings ~ Debra
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Date: 3/2/2022 12:40:00 PM
Watch out for the wife…lol! When I first met my husband, one of his shirts said, “If I told you, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.” Funny and lame all rolled into one.
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Date: 3/3/2022 10:07:00 AM
That was top of the pops in the 70s! Aloha!
Date: 3/2/2022 12:00:00 PM
very funny, rico, with a hilarious title to match!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/3/2022 10:06:00 AM
Wonderful! Now every time you hear someone say, "By and large" you will wonder, "For whom?" Aloha!
Date: 3/2/2022 11:53:00 AM
Cute, do you have a wife? Teasing, does it make her crazy. My husband and son use to make me crazy with theirs.
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