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Burns My Ass

D'ya know what burns my ass, friends of mine When a flame and my ass are so perfectly aligned The nearness of my ass And my emitting gas Causes an explosion, quite uncomfortable I find

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/14/2017 7:36:00 AM

The mythbusters show, says it isn't so//a match to "natural" gas, will not make it go//Jack as a roman candle//is more than I can handle//more than I wanna know. GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/14/2017 7:57:00 AM

After many years in the minors, I've now been promoted to the big leagues and I'm a professional farter making tons of dough!!! GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!