Brief Relief

My lawyer came to court with no briefs
He was snockered but to my relief
"Case dismissed" said His Honor
But my lawyer was a goner
He passed out-I stole off like a thief!



                                 for the Lawyer Limerick contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Fraser Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Many congratulations Deb on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James
Brown Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 5:40 AM
Congratulations Deb on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 5:06 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win for Brief relief, Deb
Dietrich Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 7:06 PM
HI, Deb. I remember this fun one. Congratulations. LUv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 1:58 PM
Congrats Deb on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy my friend..this happy Sunday... top ten wins change your numbers to reflect on your member page ..luv..
Gorelick Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Could this be a true story? good one! congrats on your win. BG
Freeman Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Congratulations,Deb on your successful presentation, Agape, Moses
Johnson Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Congratulations Deb on a funny lawyer limerick. Love, Joyce
Devonshire Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:10 PM
I would have taken off "like a thief" as well, Deb. Enjoyed your limerick. Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 11:53 AM
congrats on your win in the contest
Dietrich Avatar
August 28, 2010 at 8:38 PM
hahaha, Double meaning on briefs there and the one about clothing is very funny!
Mehta Avatar
August 25, 2010 at 8:11 PM
Very humoprous write, Deb
Brown Avatar
August 25, 2010 at 5:54 AM
I am happy your poetry was among the poetry I had a chance to read today Deb. Thank you for sharing your writing. Wishing you the best in the contest. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Good one Deb.. good luck if for any contest on Soup.. great words and message.. with luv..
Devonshire Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 8:25 PM
Thank you for supporting my contest, Deb:) Don't forget to enter it! Love, Carolyn
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