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Breakup Text

Last night you texted, "Honey, it’s the end" But I will not cry…my heart will soon mend ‘Cuz I’ve got so many calls Unlike you, from guys with balls And tonight, those balls are of your best friend

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 4/16/2012 11:14:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in Sidney~LeeAnn's "A Valentine Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 4/14/2012 8:15:00 AM

Awesome limerick Natalie.....like you style of revenge : )

Gwendolen Song

Date: 4/14/2012 5:58:00 AM

I am echoing DOMO below,...OUCH!! This one has gotta sting! Congrats on a fine win, Nat! You sure told him a thing or 2! You are very good at these lover limericks! :) Hope all is well on your side of the states! :) Gwendolen

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/13/2012 10:30:00 PM

Nat~~wow,,, this one is a late one... a super and wonderful congratulations.. with your valentine limerick * good night. :-) always~ PD

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 4/13/2012 10:18:00 PM

congrats on an awesome win Natalie luv..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/20/2012 11:54:00 AM

Congratulations on your super placement in ~P.D's~ "Any Valentine Poem Will Do" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/19/2012 8:16:00 PM

NATALIE.. CONGRATUALTIONS! ON YOUR wonderfuL win... ~ always*PD

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 2/18/2012 5:25:00 PM

Honorable indeed! First class all the way! This really made me laugh outloud and I think it is one of the funniest Limericks I have read in years! Congrats on your win!

John Loving Iii

Date: 2/18/2012 4:28:00 PM

and what if he's not better than me?

Ralph Taylor

Date: 2/18/2012 1:07:00 PM

Congrats, Natalie. Excellent. Great write. Nice going. luv Ralph

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 2/18/2012 4:04:00 AM

Nice one, sock it to him Congratulations xx

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 2/14/2012 3:00:00 PM

O U C H!....nuFF SaiD!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/11/2012 12:47:00 AM

Gosh, I sure hope this one wins. HAsn't this even been judged yet?? Nice seeing your comment today. Luv,Andrea

John Loving Iii

Date: 1/29/2012 9:00:00 PM

You wouldn't.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/22/2012 11:05:00 AM

You are brilliant Natalie !!!!oxox love Anne-Lise

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/20/2012 8:38:00 PM

I see I have strong competition in Sidney's contest. This is a very descriptive well-written limerick.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/17/2012 7:58:00 PM

OH MY GOSH, this one is SO CLEVER. I would put this way up at the top if it were my contest!!!

Gwendolen Song

Date: 1/17/2012 5:38:00 AM

You have such strong E_S_T_R_O_G_E_N_! Wow, I sure wouldn't want to breakup with you!!! ha ha. ...Curious, what kind of poetry is your favorite?...I believe you write great humorous poetry...yet there is a serious tone to your work also...feedback....

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/17/2012 5:24:00 AM

Wow... Lol... Natalie, maybe you should borrow this to my sister-inlaw...lol... Who's date where my brothers friend... Lol...glad she showed him what women are really made of... Xool entry... With luck... Lobe it...pd

David Williams

Date: 1/17/2012 2:39:00 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer

Date: 1/17/2012 1:52:00 AM

Disclaimer-They actually didn't have texting back when I was dating but I did date the bff of the guy who dumped me after 2 1/2 years. That showed him :)