Bleeding Vampire Turns Baby Girl
Bleeding vampire turns baby girl
He didn't want to, but she insisted
He thought she was too young but she begged him to do it
His mother was horrified; the neighbors mad.
Her mother was angry at him forever after,
And he was perpetually being chased down by her angry angry dad
That is what we do, baby girl said, smug and happy.
She was his little vampire sidekick, all smart and snappy
They ran through dreams at night, Bleeding Vampire and Baby Sue
They turned other babies, and toddlers, and an old lady too
The old lady was not tasty; they fought over who had to do it.
Baby Sue would not, so BV finally took a bite. and nearly blew it.
Old woman neck taste is putrid. The after puke stays in for a week.
Baby girl bit the woman's cocker spaniel, and made the guy squeak
They are now running in a pack, BV, BS, OW and Doggie Mite
You'd best hide under the covers, for they have your address tonight.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2019