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Bleeding Vampire Turns Baby Girl

Bleeding vampire turns baby girl He didn't want to, but she insisted He thought she was too young but she begged him to do it His mother was horrified; the neighbors mad. Her mother was angry at him forever after, And he was perpetually being chased down by her angry angry dad That is what we do, baby girl said, smug and happy. She was his little vampire sidekick, all smart and snappy They ran through dreams at night, Bleeding Vampire and Baby Sue They turned other babies, and toddlers, and an old lady too The old lady was not tasty; they fought over who had to do it. Baby Sue would not, so BV finally took a bite. and nearly blew it. Old woman neck taste is putrid. The after puke stays in for a week. Baby girl bit the woman's cocker spaniel, and made the guy squeak They are now running in a pack, BV, BS, OW and Doggie Mite You'd best hide under the covers, for they have your address tonight.

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Date: 4/15/2019 10:50:00 PM
Why do I read your poems before bedtime? hahahaha! Fun write, my friend- love it! ;D
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/16/2019 3:13:00 PM
I picture you too frightened to sleep and I laugh.
Date: 4/15/2019 8:45:00 PM
I've no worry, I have an oil that I use to open my stopped up sinuses; it's so pungent that it's got garlic beat all to pieces...peppermint and eucalyptus and you can smell me com'in 3 blocks away. No self-respecting vampire would dare approach.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/16/2019 3:14:00 PM
I would run from you screaming. Signed: Scary Vampire Man
Date: 4/15/2019 2:27:00 PM
An very interesting tale. I will keep my door locked tonight for sure. Have a great day.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/16/2019 3:15:00 PM
And be sure to hide under your bed; we have already checked your closet.

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