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A Jewish Curse 1

Bite Me May fortune fall upon you And give you riches by the slew A mansion huge with twenty rooms Designed into the finest style And in each room bespangled glass And because you are a wretched ass and lack a gentlemanly guile leaving nothing to presume May diarrhea follow you from one to twenty rooms John Lawless Contest May 31, 2015

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Date: 6/12/2015 12:27:00 AM
Awesome win Ralph...PD
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Date: 6/12/2015 12:12:00 AM
Wow Ralph a superb write! The concluding lines are just awesome!
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Date: 6/11/2015 6:24:00 PM
Thank you, John for the win. I'll have to remember to say bite me.
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Date: 6/11/2015 3:36:00 PM
Dropping back with my Congratulations Ralph :-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/11/2015 3:34:00 PM
Ralph, Congratulations in John's BITE ME contest. **SKAT**
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Date: 6/11/2015 3:32:00 PM
OK, Ralph, you had me wondering where this was headed......and then.......All twenty rooms...This could be a Hallmark, BITE ME! card. Thanks for participating in the contest and for the laugh.
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 6/11/2015 6:22:00 PM
Thank you, John for the comment. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO SAY BITE ME.
Date: 6/7/2015 6:59:00 AM
Thank you , Andrea, for sharing your comments
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Date: 6/6/2015 9:37:00 PM
OMG, Bite me was never said any classier than THIS. Superb for the contest, Ralph.
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Date: 6/4/2015 4:33:00 PM
I love this! But please Ralph, do keep your hexes to yourself...
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 6/4/2015 11:03:00 PM
Thanks, Mark and sorry. Just having a little satirical fun.
Date: 6/1/2015 4:10:00 AM
really wickedly charming, ralph.. so well done!... huggs
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Date: 5/31/2015 5:00:00 PM
Thank You, Jan: May the dove of peace poop on our parade (haha)
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Date: 5/31/2015 12:47:00 PM
that sure would bite him in the bum Ralph - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 6/4/2015 9:54:00 AM
Thank you, Jan: May the black toed ferret of fairness bite us on the bum (ha ha)

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