Ralph Sergi Poet Free verse

A Jewish Curse 1

Bite Me

May fortune fall upon you
And give you riches by the slew
A mansion huge with twenty rooms
Designed into the finest style
And in each room bespangled glass

And because you are a wretched ass
and lack a gentlemanly guile
leaving nothing to presume
May diarrhea follow you 
from one to twenty rooms

John Lawless Contest  May 31, 2015

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Poet Destroyer A June 12, 2015 at 12:27 AM Awesome win Ralph...PD

Dr. Upma A. Sharma June 12, 2015 at 12:12 AM Wow Ralph a superb write! The concluding lines are just awesome!

Ralph Sergi June 11, 2015 at 6:24 PM Thank you, John for the win. I'll have to remember to say bite me.

Jan Allison June 11, 2015 at 3:36 PM Dropping back with my Congratulations Ralph :-) Hugs Jan xx

Skat A June 11, 2015 at 3:34 PM Ralph, Congratulations in John's BITE ME contest. **SKAT**

John Lawless June 11, 2015 at 3:32 PM OK, Ralph, you had me wondering where this was headed......and then.......All twenty rooms...This could be a Hallmark, BITE ME! card. Thanks for participating in the contest and for the laugh. Ralph Sergi June 11, 2015 at 6:22 PM Thank you, John for the comment. I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO SAY BITE ME.

Ralph Sergi June 7, 2015 at 6:59 AM Thank you , Andrea, for sharing your comments

Andrea Dietrich June 6, 2015 at 9:37 PM OMG, Bite me was never said any classier than THIS. Superb for the contest, Ralph.

Mark Ackerson June 4, 2015 at 4:33 PM I love this! But please Ralph, do keep your hexes to yourself... Ralph Sergi June 4, 2015 at 11:03 PM Thanks, Mark and sorry. Just having a little satirical fun.

Nette Onclaud June 1, 2015 at 4:10 AM really wickedly charming, ralph.. so well done!... huggs

Ralph Sergi May 31, 2015 at 5:00 PM Thank You, Jan: May the dove of peace poop on our parade (haha)

Jan Allison May 31, 2015 at 12:47 PM that sure would bite him in the bum Ralph - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx Ralph Sergi June 4, 2015 at 9:54 AM Thank you, Jan: May the black toed ferret of fairness bite us on the bum (ha ha)