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Bi-Polar Bear Part Ii - Not For Contest

Bi-polar bear’s crafty and mean
So snooty she acts like a queen
She’s cold and aloof
Of that I have proof
And was last seen on the latrine

Bi-polar bear peed on the ice
Bright yellow ice didn’t look nice
To cover her tracks
She grabbed her ice axe
Her chopping was not quite precise

Bi-polar bear made a huge hole
And into the hole she did roll
A male saboteur
Did not rescue her
He battered her head with a pole!

Bi-polar bear could not be found
It’s thought that Bi- polar bear drowned
I’d love to raise a huge glass
To whoever kicked her ass
Sadly he did not hang around

NOT for Contest 

Follow up to a poem written with Lin Lane in May 2017

https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/bi_polar_bear_collaboration_with_lin_lane_901528

11-07-17

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Joanna Daniel November 18, 2017 at 6:17 AM Ha ha, enjoyed this set of limericks, Jan:) Jan Allison November 18, 2017 at 4:03 PM I had fun writing them Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne November 11, 2017 at 3:08 PM LOL, love these : ) Jan Allison November 11, 2017 at 3:24 PM I had fun continuing the original string of limericks I wrote with Lin lane back in May:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot November 11, 2017 at 3:29 AM O yes, a limerick reply coming up! Jan Allison November 11, 2017 at 6:40 AM lol I've just read it thank you so much Mick:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich November 8, 2017 at 5:47 PM hahaha. I LOVE this one, Jan!!!! OH MY, you slayed it!!! FAVE Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 6:02 PM lol Andrea:-) Lin and I did a collaboration in May and I had great fun doing a follow up string of limericks:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France November 8, 2017 at 10:46 AM Jan, oh you are, for sure the limerick queen, I loved this bi-polar bear poem. Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 3:44 PM Thanks Constance I love the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis November 8, 2017 at 6:42 AM I know were your mind has been , I wished I could say I didn't lol Hugs Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 7:13 AM Lol Jerry it's back to poop poems again at least the snow was only yellow lol hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey November 8, 2017 at 5:21 AM I really loved this set of limericks! But my favorite one has to be the third limerick, that one is so funny! You are so clever my friend, you have continued from an awesome bi-polar bear poem from before! What an ingenious piece this one surely is! Great Work Jan!! Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 5:35 AM Thanks for liking that one it was fun writing the poem and i love the pic too:-) hugs jan xx

Donna Roberts November 7, 2017 at 10:30 PM Loved it all. But those 2 middle stanzas..superb! Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 5:35 AM They are my favourite ones too lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf November 7, 2017 at 8:01 PM Your limericks are superb my friend! John Jan Allison November 8, 2017 at 5:34 AM I just had a fun time John:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith November 7, 2017 at 10:13 AM Hahaha...I like the line about hitting her with the pole Jan Allison November 7, 2017 at 5:31 PM LOl Tim its ages since Lin and I did the original collab and i just continued with a few more limericks, it was great fun reading the original poem from may lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart November 7, 2017 at 8:57 AM Awesome Limerick! Very funny! Jan Allison November 7, 2017 at 9:02 AM Cheers Dale, Lin also posted a poem today too which inspired me to do a follow up lol :-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane November 7, 2017 at 8:31 AM I have it from a dependable source (me) that she didn't drown. She's hibernating and about to give birth. Maybe that'll help her get over her bi-polar issue...either that or the kick she was given. I KNEW you'd come up with some toadly awesome limericks! What a perfect picture for a BI-polar polar bear. Jan Allison November 7, 2017 at 8:33 AM lol Lin I was so inspired by your poem and had fun with continuing the poem we had originally written in May:-0 hugs jan xx