Big News

Hey Dick guess what?
Guess what?
Guess what?
The seven-year old identical boy twins from across the street have stopped my father.
Mom and my twin and I and Pat, the boy twins’ mother have been sitting in the grass, talking.
My dad, who never listens to children, stops and looks interested.
They yell in unison, “Mommy does not have any underpants on!”
Pat jumps up and runs home.
Her face is as red as a stoplight.
Not any more red than my father’s.
An innocent time.
I was twelve, and I have never forgotten this.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Mcferran Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 2:21 PM
So funny... it's amazing how kids can zero-in on the one thing they shouldn't bring up in polite conversation! ;D
Krutsinger Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 3:02 PM
I will NEVER forget this as long as I live.
Faulkner Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 2:15 PM
Kids blurt out the most inconvenient truths sometimes - maybe they should run for office!
Krutsinger Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 3:02 PM
They did, and one of them won.
Kiser Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 9:01 AM
Ummm boy! "Kids will be kids"; and then some. Enjoyed this piece of humor.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 1, 2018 at 10:32 AM
There is nothing as funny as the truth.
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