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Big Bucks

Have you herd
       What I herd

       He's making a culling




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Indiana Shaw

Date: 5/11/2020 8:08:00 PM

You're bulling me, I'm sure . . . ; )

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/11/2020 8:22:00 PM

Ahhh nice one! Never. I do sorta have a thing for bulls. Taurean thing perhaps. I love the Pro Bull Riding. Man vs beast, and what beasts. xomo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/6/2020 10:56:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It's either a bullseye or a Moose-heart! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/7/2020 7:53:00 AM

You know, I'm closer to moose country but oh, I love those bulls. Just telling my hubby last night, when he said Cavalia (horse show) closed (he's original choreographer) he can't take me to it, I said s'ok, seen horse shows, really want to see Pro Bull Riding, amazingly he said he'd love to go with me. YAY <3

Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/6/2020 8:30:00 PM

Soup Mail

Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/6/2020 6:57:00 PM

Hi Maureen. Nice to meet you. I've seen you around the virtual block (so to speak) but never yet clicked on your page (also been away for quite a spell myself so I see some new faces). Not gonna lie ... had to look up "culling" in my handy-dandy dictionary to understand the joke (I KNEW there was a pun ... but had to get the details ... and then I saw your title again and laughed). This has "Dad Joke" written all over it ... and it's wonderful. CONTINUED:

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 7:44:00 PM

Hi! Ditto Timothy! You knocked my socks off. I have a particular attention span, every line pulled me into the next; no easy task, I can't get in to most meatier writes. And, oh the pun. I am a little prone. Thank you so much for touring my page! Have a great night, xomo!

Timothy Hicks

Date: 5/6/2020 6:57:00 PM

PART TWO: Puns get a bad rap, but they'll always be the creme de la creme for me in the comedy world. Thanks for your wonderful recent visits to my page, by the way.

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/6/2020 6:45:00 PM

Have you heard, the bird's the word! (oldie but goodie) another good one, Maureen!

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 5/7/2020 4:49:00 PM

Dove hurts :) :) :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 7:38:00 PM

A favourite word no less. A pigeon fancier, I had done a bunch of comics with "dove" for "love", like "Dove Hurts" pigeon hitting a window, what's dove got to do with it, in the name of dove, you get the picture ;), Ty & Hugs! xomo

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/6/2020 4:25:00 PM

Wow!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 6:05:00 PM

My sentiment too. My muse smacked me in the face with this the moment I awoke this morning. ;), xomo

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/6/2020 2:24:00 PM

oh, you clever poet, maureen!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 6:08:00 PM

Thank you ;)))) xomo!

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/6/2020 1:40:00 PM

You certainly nailed this one, and is he cross! Aloha! Rico

Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/9/2020 2:00:00 PM

Love your sense of humour! Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 6:10:00 PM

He'll no doubt go down in martyr-dumb. xomo

Anil Deo

Date: 5/6/2020 7:44:00 AM

yes, what else goes on under WIGS!?

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 8:17:00 AM

Talking directly to my brain you are, plenty! ;),

John Lawless

Date: 5/6/2020 7:13:00 AM

Don't be absurd, he needs the herd......mentality

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 5/6/2020 8:15:00 AM

Hah! My working title was "mental tally", but I did not think a shot at another pun would rack up as many points, you know, for that trophy on my wall ~x