Nette Onclaud Poet Limerick

Between Bill and Me

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if i were an invisible hood
a flight to Washington is my mood
i'd sneak into Bill Gates
snatch his billion crates
and snoop on secrets hushed by rich brood


how he snores, bathes, and blows his short fuse
a fly i’ll be primed for TIME’s scoop news
my bank book will swell
interviews I’ll tell
if Bill’s guards won’t sniff my stinking booze 


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(( for Michael Falotico's "  A Fly on the Wall" Contest))

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Carol Sunshine Brown February 22, 2011 at 10:36 AM Congratulations Nette on your win in Michael J. Falotico's contest "A Fly On The Wall". Love, Carol

James Fraser February 13, 2011 at 6:12 AM Many congrats on your win in Michael's contest with this double Limerick....:)

Kory Calhoun February 5, 2011 at 8:38 AM Hi Nette - Congratulations on your WIN in Michael's contest. Best wishes, KC

Kabuteng P.Ink K. February 3, 2011 at 1:55 AM Congrats on your win with this one, nette! Didn't think of Bill Gates! see you around, hugs--nikko :)

Dr.Ram Mehta February 2, 2011 at 4:05 PM Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, nette

Andrea Dietrich February 1, 2011 at 7:01 PM Congratulations are in order I see! Way to go, nette. LUv, Andrea

Robert A. Dufresne February 1, 2011 at 5:37 PM enjoyed it Nette.... imaginative and a wicongrats to younner!

Ralph Taylor February 1, 2011 at 3:39 PM Congrats, Nette. Great win. Nice going. Ralph

Carolyn Devonshire February 1, 2011 at 3:35 PM Nette, Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Joyce Johnson February 1, 2011 at 3:33 PM Congratulations o your win Nette

Michael J. Falotico February 1, 2011 at 2:58 PM Very good Nette, a well deserved win my dear poet friend....always Michael

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 1, 2011 at 2:32 PM Big congrats Nette my friend on your super win in Michael's first contest with this terrific write and entry luv... enjoy another chart topping success with luv..

Robert Pettit February 1, 2011 at 2:22 PM Good duet of limericks here. Well written and humorous.

Doris Culverhouse January 31, 2011 at 6:10 PM funny....

Carolyn Devonshire January 31, 2011 at 11:19 AM Very clever and witty limerick, Nette. Gates would be a good target for a fly on the wall. Wishing you success in Michael's contest. Love, Carolyn

Kash Poet January 31, 2011 at 2:27 AM A nice humorous write!-kashinath

Harry Horsman January 30, 2011 at 11:08 PM Hi nette, this is cool, just love it. i'd love to be a fly when Michael judges these. Harry

Andrea Dietrich January 30, 2011 at 9:51 PM EVen funnier would be to snoop on that arrogant one, Donald Trump

Andrea Dietrich January 30, 2011 at 9:50 PM Hey, this is cool, Nette. That is a good person to spy on and learn how to deal on WAll street. Don't know if I'd want to see him bathing though. hahaha. LUv, Andrea