Deb M Poet Rhyme

-Bessies Breasticles

Bessie had many children
Twelve to be exact
All grown up and gone now
Leaving only Bessie, husband Bert and Bella the cat

With childbirth and ageing
Bessie’s breasticles had paid the price
Gravity had taken its toll
Her breasticles now touched the ground ….that not being terribly nice!

Bra’s no longer held them in
They just fell out and dropped to the floor
Bessie was fed up and helpless
She couldn’t take it anymore 

The problem was her breasticles were constantly on the ground
So going out was such a troublesome task
“You are standing on my breasticles “ she would tell people
“ Can you please get off them ” she would politely ask

One very busy day Bessie was at the end of her tether
She was flustered, frustrated and so very hot
She grabbed and heaved up her breasticles
And tied them in a double knot!

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Karen Jones June 16, 2024 at 6:01 PM Hahahaha! What a funny and imaginative poem!

Jennifer Proxenos June 10, 2024 at 9:12 AM Deb this is hysterical, you had me in stitches. Very cleverly weaved together to surprise us with your grand finale, she tied her breasticles in a DOUBLE KNOT! If this is for a contest it is a certain win Love and blessings, JENNIFER Deb M June 10, 2024 at 9:43 AM Hi Jennifer…l am so happy you enjoyed my poem and had a good laugh! Thankyou lovely Jennifer! Debx

Susan Ashley June 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM Hahaha! Dear Deb, of course your title drew me in (who could resist lol!) and the very first line had me laughing, as I knew I was in for a poetic joy ride!! "Bessies Breasticles"! Your humorous pen is ingenious with vivid comical imagery and great rhymes.. amazing! A laugh in every verse building perfectly to a hilarious grand finale! Such great fun! Love it and a Fav! Warmest wishes and giggles.. ~Susan Deb M June 11, 2024 at 10:11 AM Susan, l consider you one of the best poets on P.S …..completely in a different league to me and my simple rhymes…..so a Fav from you is very special to me and has made my day!! Thankyou…..Debx

Joe Maverick June 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM Now I must remark as a larrakin mate..On a Similtude of thought Deb...Whooah don't get Irate.' As noticed before as we all ragged G W We unkown to each by sight? does each what The others might. For said term you use here I Have also envisiaged.' Yet not put in word why Did we both think of this image? In my mind it sprang out From the attributes of a male.' As a counterpoint Of those most 'worthy females.' I also have Another term in mind? For those girls Who enhance i thought upon silly-cones Now whats your advance ? Deb M June 10, 2024 at 9:41 AM Hi Joe….not quite sure l understand what you are saying sorry but appreciate you reading my poem! Debx

Silent One June 9, 2024 at 10:28 AM Great humour Deb... Deb M June 10, 2024 at 9:39 AM Thanks Mr S….Debx

Andrea Dietrich June 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM Hahaha what a great ending. I put a cartoon at FB. It would go so well with this poem! Deb M June 7, 2024 at 4:40 PM Hi Andrea…so glad you liked the ending haha! Thankyou…Debx

Mike Gentile June 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM OMG Deb, what must have you been drinking when this inspiration hit you! This is hysterical! I had no idea at the beginning where this was going but was glued to it!! Bessie, Bert and Bella! A terrifically funny piece!! Happy Thursday xxoo Deb M June 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM My mind was as clear as a whistle Mike!! Just my sense of humour…..your comment truly made my day! Thankyou….So happy glad you like it! Debx

Christine Watts June 6, 2024 at 4:06 AM Hi Deb This made me laugh I hope ot was a reef knot lol Thankfully I have never had this problem but for some big breasticles are no fun Enjoy your humour Cheers Chris Deb M June 6, 2024 at 2:24 PM Mine haven’t quite hit the floor yet hehe! Glad you enjoyed it and so lovely to see you Christine! Debx

Bill Baker June 5, 2024 at 2:29 PM Very Creative humor, Deb. What a girl going to do? When young you want them to grow, when old you want them to be less of a hassle. I guess tying them in a knot would help some. lol Fun poetry, my friend. Write On! Your brudder from another mudder, Bill Deb M June 6, 2024 at 2:22 PM I always smile when l see my brudders name in my comments! Lovely to see you…..Your Sister from another Mister!! Hehe…..Debx

Jack Horne June 5, 2024 at 6:51 AM Ha ha ha, had a good laugh at this fun write Deb M June 5, 2024 at 7:03 AM So happy to hear it made you laugh Jack!! My work is done haha!! Thankyou my friend! Debx

Nancy Kaufman June 5, 2024 at 3:44 AM Oh poor poor Bessie, This is a cute one. I guess she had a brew of kidlets to cause such a severe down fall. Loved the alliteration in this one Deb.. Deb M June 5, 2024 at 7:04 AM Oh thanks Nancy….l appreciate your kind words and am pleased you enjoyed! Debx

Hilda Greenhough June 4, 2024 at 1:33 PM Lol. Staying thin is a preventative. It had nice rhyme. Deb M June 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM Hehe so glad you liked it Hilda! Thankyou for your ongoing support l appreciate it! Debx

Ink Empress June 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM Gosh! You really made me laugh! Hhah what a brilliant poem hahah! Im literally in stitches! Clever! And witty! Love this side of you dear sweet debx! Pleasure always reading you! Deb M June 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM Im so happy it made you laugh sweet ink! Humour is a big part of my life...lm a wee bit cheeky, a wee bit naughty a bit if a trickster and love laughing!! Haha.!! Thankyou sweet Ink "swinky" hehe!! Debx

Gary Radice June 4, 2024 at 10:25 AM She sounds like someone I danced with on an 18-30s holiday in Ibiza back in ‘82. Cheers - Gary Deb M June 4, 2024 at 10:28 AM I hope you were kind Gary and watched your feet!! Thanks....Debx

Eve Roper June 4, 2024 at 8:58 AM Ha ha ha ha, Oh, this sounds so so uncomfortable. The older we get we want to throw those awful things away or I do. Good one, Deb. Deb M June 4, 2024 at 9:55 AM Me too Eve not quite read to tie them in a knot yet haha! Thankyou....Debx

Sam Kauffman June 4, 2024 at 8:26 AM Eventually everything does go south! What a fun story poem, Deb! Thanks for starting my day with a big smile and a giggle or two. Blessings! Deb M June 4, 2024 at 8:28 AM Haha you are very welcome Sam!! Thanks....Debx

Victor Buhagiar June 4, 2024 at 2:21 AM Your humour always astounds me. Hugs. Deb M June 4, 2024 at 3:42 AM Aww thanks Victor....humour is a big part of who l am and who my family is....alwsys laughing! Thankyou for such a nice comment! Cuddles....Debx

Gershon Wolf June 3, 2024 at 7:42 PM These 'breasts tickle' my fancy. lol. Cute, cutter and cutest, Deb!! Smiles, Gershon Deb M June 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM Haha...glad they took your fancy! Thanks....Debx

Daniel Henry Rodgers June 3, 2024 at 9:47 AM Dear Deb, What an absolute riot! I just loved your playful rhymes and hilarious scenes which had me chuckling from start to finish. I believe you tackled a delicate subject with so much wit and good humor. Bessie's creative solution at the end was the perfect punchline. Bravo on this clever, entertaining piece! - Blessings, Daniel Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:25 PM Wow great comment Daniel thankyou....pleased you enjoyed my humour!! Debx

Paula Goldsmith June 3, 2024 at 7:35 AM I enjoyed reading your write/story. Way tooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh... Have A Blessed Day Writing Away....................... Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:23 PM You're so welcome Paula happy l made you laugh! Debx

Kim Rodrigues June 3, 2024 at 7:04 AM Too funny and the combo-word hilarious. Wanted: Breasts that stand the test of time..lol Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM So happy you enjoyed it Kim! Breasticles that stand the test of time....good luck with that hehe!!

Paul Willason June 3, 2024 at 5:59 AM Poor Bessie with the breasticles perhaps would have been better off if Bertie had snipped his testicles. Just luv ya wicked humour Deb... Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM Now theres a poem right there for you Paul "Berts testicles" best to come from a mans perspective! Happy you appreciate my wicked cheeky humour! Thanks ...Debx And don't forget Berts balls Paul !! haha

Emilia James June 3, 2024 at 5:43 AM lol, this was fun to read Deb. I like the word breasticles too lol...Her poor back must be killing her. Enjoyed my friend. Emilia : ) Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:14 PM Haha breasticles is my made up name .....feel free to use it Emilia!! Thanks my friend! Debx

Tom Cunningham June 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM Lol, this is a hoot Deb, may I suggest a wheelbarrow. Tom Deb M June 3, 2024 at 2:12 PM Glad you enjoyed it Tom! Debx