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Behind Closed Doors

Oh daddy I’ve just spied your willy Its wrinkled and looks kinda silly Between me and you I'll give you a clue It’s bigger than your buddy Billy Bald Billy has really got hair It’s hidden in his underwear He dived for his pants As if bitten by ants Mum's wishing that I wasn’t there Home early as I’d cut my head There’s Billy in yours and mum’s bed Mummy gave me some sweets Billy gave money treats I mustn’t tell you or I’m dead! 11/7/18

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/9/2018 3:11:00 PM

LMAO - LOVE this one, undisputed queen of limericks!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:36:00 PM

I was sick on Tuesday and barely moved out of bed all day and wrote the basis of all three limericks around 4am, finished them when I was feeling better... Maybe I should get ill more often or maybe my sense of humour is just sick lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/8/2018 2:55:00 AM

Haha, poor girl, bet she was scarred for life. Play with fire, expect to get burnt. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2018 4:26:00 PM

I can imagine it happening for real tom:-( Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/7/2018 4:13:00 PM

hilarious, jan! thanks for the grin...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 4:30:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by and your constant support of my sillies:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/7/2018 3:45:00 PM

TMI, Jan. hahaha. Love the silly willy billy rhymes going on!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 4:29:00 PM

I love the bald Billy has really got hair, it's hidden in his underwear line made me giggle at 4am when I wrote it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jay Moore

Date: 11/7/2018 2:32:00 PM

Loved it Jan! nice work

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 2:47:00 PM

Cheers jay, amazing where my mind was at 4am and I wasn't feeling too well lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/7/2018 2:19:00 PM

The ad accompanying your verse says, "Inspirational Poems", so I suppose parents around the world will eventually get the message! Well done! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 2:25:00 PM

Lol Rico I guess I inspire folk to write poop poems and have fun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/7/2018 2:05:00 PM

- Zipper on the mouth :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) ............ Take care of yourself <3

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 2:06:00 PM

You can just imagine a kid telling his dad then oops I promised not to breathe a word:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/7/2018 1:47:00 PM

That was funny...and which head was bald? : )

Jan Allison
Date: 11/7/2018 1:51:00 PM

Lol I think Billy is hairless on top and daddy clueless to the affair. Was sick yesterday and wrote the basis of the three verses around 4am, finally sat down to finish it, feel fab now just a 24 hr thing with headache but I kept away from soup resting up:-) Hugs Jan xx