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Beer and Boss

I always drink with office-mates on a Friday, As darn boss' curses and deadlines stink That nasty Adolf-skunk makes life tedious Oh happy hours at seven are the elixirs When RootHouse becomes a drinker's haven. With fifteen real ales from a barrel. And we work our way round to a dig Roaring a good laugh, joking about the Boss, By midnight we're all drowning like zombies Still, we finish the last, freaking round; By then, I feel this tummy rumbling, rumbling Until, I blow into pieces--in a barf Now, it's me, all wet, the night's stinker! Stink Contest: sponsored by Anthony Slausen Sept 25, 2016

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Date: 9/25/2016 7:07:00 AM
Blame this on your boss who stinks. Fine humor in here!
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