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Beer

A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.

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Skat A

February 28, 2014 at 7:44 AM

Vince, lol, I'm waiting with the frying pan. jk. enjoyable. cheers. Skat

Poet Destroyer A

November 21, 2012 at 9:15 PM

Vince,, Stopping by to greet you and every other soup poet, with a special thank you comment, during this wonderful Thanksgiving season. Hope you do not mind the time I am taking to express my sincere appreciation for any support you have offered during the years, or time you have been here on the soup. I am deeply thankful and extend to you my best wishes for a happy and healthy Poetic Magical Thanksgiving Day. *Always & Forever, the Poet Destroyer; -*

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 29, 2012 at 3:51 PM

Sorry Vince :) I like milk and I like this cute poem. :) hugs and smile to you :)

Robert Pettit

February 2, 2012 at 1:26 PM

Reminds me a bit of the song by Tom T. Hall. Good limerick on a good subject.

Joe Maverick

January 16, 2012 at 1:18 AM

There's nothing like the truth, (and the fear of milk ) to grab the audiences attention..! as well put as the smile you've given me cause to display; Vince, and i do thank you for the many good comments...) yours Joe...

Elizabeth Wesley

January 2, 2012 at 8:15 PM

What can be better than a cold one on a hot day? Makes everything right!

Phyllis Babcock

November 21, 2011 at 7:54 PM

Not much of a beer drinker but like my rye and coke . I quit my job in Nov. and now have time to do some writing. Sort of in a slow down mode. soup mail

James Fraser

November 15, 2011 at 2:27 PM

Hic! nice one Vince. I so love the spate of Limericks that have been doing the rounds recently on the Soup. They sure have taken off and rightly so. Many thanks for the lovely comment on my featured poem, much appreciated :)

Andrea Dietrich

November 7, 2011 at 10:33 PM

Good one, Vince! I enjoy a good limerick.

Zzzzz Zzzzz

October 27, 2011 at 3:03 AM

You rascal! A fun write.

Mohammad Yamin

October 24, 2011 at 11:34 AM

I like your poem although I am not so great a fan of beer. I like Gin an Tonic but don.t come home drunk. I believe in civility in drinking. Keep it up, dear friend. -Mohammad