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Bawdy Titillating Titles - Inspired By But Not For Contest

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Dirty old man In the mood … She's feelin hot hot hot fancy a quickie? Cross dressing Lingerie We should have seen the signs What can go wrong when wearing a thong Long and hard What a whopper Naked Ecstasy Wet dreams moan moan moan Hold on darling - I'm coming This time YOU didn’t come second Tell me why! I was finding titles for Laura Loo’s contest and these are all original titles from some of my old poems…. I do worry about my muse!! 06-10-17

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Agnes Krampe

Date: 6/16/2017 8:04:00 AM

Thanks for the laugh. I agree, for the contest, the other one seems more suitable - but this one is fun, too.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2017 1:25:00 PM

Thanks Agnes:-) hugs jan I did have fun with this one but the other poem is a favourite of mine for many reasons:-) hugs jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 6/12/2017 11:42:00 AM

I needed a laugh today or something light to read and knew just the place to go...Jan's page! Thank you for brightening my day and putting a smile on my face with this "bawdy" piece! Tehehehe;-)...hugs. Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2017 12:10:00 PM

I do worry about my muse lol but I did have fun with some of my old titles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/11/2017 6:51:00 PM

hahaha. Too bad it can't be used. It ROCKS

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2017 12:10:00 PM

I could use it Andrea but think the other poem I posted yesterday is far superior:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/11/2017 2:17:00 PM

Bawdy titles make for a humorous poem Jan..Very nicely done..GL in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2017 3:07:00 PM

No I didn't think it was suitable for the contest but I have posted one today which I hope LuLoo will like:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May
Date: 6/11/2017 2:19:00 PM

Ok, I see it's not for contest.

Joseph Soper

Date: 6/11/2017 12:46:00 AM

Quite amusing Jan... I find it interesting to see how a poet has named their works. seems often I spend as much time on the title as the work itself.. Well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2017 2:29:00 AM

Thanks Joseph :-) I love a clever title to pull the reader in, to me it is as important as the actual body of the poem itself. Sometimes I write a title just to throw the reader off the scent what the poem is about - one of those is 'everyday you turn me on' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Mohn

Date: 6/10/2017 10:58:00 PM

I'm guessing quite bit can go wrong when wearing a thong...fabulously funny Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2017 2:27:00 AM

ha ha ha I much prefer my Bridget Jones knickers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Alan Quest

Date: 6/10/2017 7:21:00 PM

Actually impressive! :) *Tom Alan Quest*

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 7:37:00 PM

Thanks Tom I look back over my poems and have to laugh at some of the titles - I had fun putting this silly poem together. i am posting the proper contest poem tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 6/10/2017 6:54:00 PM

Funny girl you always amaze me..... ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 6:55:00 PM

lol Eve I surprise myself and the way I have embraced poetry writing - from being a poetry hater at school now I love it and I guess I am making up for lost time with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 6/10/2017 1:51:00 PM

im gonna have to come to the isle of man....just to find your hand....because you are so silly jan....but this is freaky so understand....lol....really enjoyed this jan....;)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 1:54:00 PM

lol thanks for dropping by Eric I just can't help having an attack of the sillies and trying to make folks smile for a while:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/10/2017 1:36:00 PM

- Really funny, Jan ... maybe I will try one ... if I have any funny titles - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 1:53:00 PM

I'm working on another one for the contest on a more serious theme... but I couldn't resist posting this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 6/10/2017 12:03:00 PM

So funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2017 12:36:00 PM

aww thanks Arthur. I thought it best not to put it in the contest but hubby loved it so much he said I should still post it. I love clever titles for pulling the reader in lol:-) hugs jan xx