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Bait and Switch


The devil done put a new face
on an old sales technique
It's brash, it's bold
It's tricky sweet
But it tastes sour, this maggot treat
He swapped the fresh for the spoiled meat
Had to bait the trap good,
hide the kill switch under the hood
Alternative facts is the new money wood
This new source of energy lies
beneath methane colored skies
Smells kinda putrefied,
smells like somebody died
Fracked up those new found lies
Alternative facts is the new dung
polluting the skies
But you still gotta sell it to the people
as sweet-smelling pecan pies
You gotta know how to 
bait the trap good,
hide the kill switch under the hood
Alternative facts is the new money wood
Turning truth into lies
requires filthy lucre ... this has always been understood
Bait and switch,
don't give 'em what they agreed to get
Spoiler alert: this truth-teller is gonna snitch
Those alternative facts being piped into your homes
is gonna make somebody filthy rich
Bait and switch,
don't give 'em what they agreed to get
Give 'em the old landfill reservation trick;
so when you enter your latrine, you better watch where you sit
Check the fine print on the sales agreement,
you'll find you bought yourself a pile of excrement


Historical footnote: The Australian government removed Aborigines, the first natives, from their ancestral lands that was rich w/natural resources such as gold, silver and oil. They placed them in Central Australia on barren ground reservations atop toxic landfills. The American government did similar treatment to Native Americans.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 1/24/2017 10:20:00 PM
Its really sad and this is happening everywhere in the name of power. You penned a wonderful poem, addressing the issue.
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Date: 1/24/2017 4:42:00 PM
WoW! Freddie, you have another write wrapped in truth. It's so sad how one can clothe a "lie" and make it resemble the truth. Powerful write my friend. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/24/2017 10:50:00 AM
What man will do to another has never ceased to amaze and disgust me. This still goes on today and it at times makes me embarrassed to be a part of the human (inhuman) race. Nicely written my friend.
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Date: 1/24/2017 9:58:00 AM
Really 'tricky sweet' ... very eloquent write ... a great protest within a good poetic format ... a satisfaction to read ...
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Date: 1/24/2017 9:10:00 AM
Unfortunately, Freddie. We still treat them like second class citizens today. It's disgusting. I've been through many of those reservations and let me tell you. THAT is poverty. Very sad.
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Date: 1/24/2017 8:43:00 AM
Top write RW! I know all too well what we have done, speaking from down-under of course! When I was growing up many of my best friends were aboriginal! The word itself just means native, so we are all aboriginals from one land or another. Like the native Americans, there were many different tribes of aboriginals. They are the gentlest people too /|\
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Date: 1/24/2017 7:45:00 AM
Great line - sell it to the people as sweet smelling pecan pies. That line jumped right out on this one Freddie :)
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