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Bad Mom

There was a young girl from Nantucket whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!" Then that mother saw red when her daughter's thumb bled, screeching, "There are no bandaids. Suck it!" April 10, 2018 Cheer up, Viv! For the Traditional Limerick Contest

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/23/2018 7:56:00 PM

G'day Andrea … and don't get any blood on the furniture either! - easy to picture your limerick occurring - thanks Andrea - Lindsay

Jack Horne

Date: 4/15/2018 2:50:00 PM

LOL, could picture this scene

Sandra Haight

Date: 4/14/2018 1:38:00 PM

Such a bad mom, but still laughing! Congratulations on your win, Andrea! Hugs, Sandra

Eve Roper

Date: 4/14/2018 11:01:00 AM

Great funny Limerick, Andrea, congratulations on your Win!!! Hugs Eve

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/14/2018 9:51:00 AM

Congratulations on your win, Andrea! A truly clever limerick!

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 4/13/2018 7:55:00 PM

Andrea, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved top win and thx for your kind comments re mine. Haven't been writing all that much lately. I'm caregiver for my wife who has Parkinsons disease and she is my first priority. Bob

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 4/13/2018 3:32:00 PM

Tee her ;) reminds me of my Grandmum. Congrats on your win! xomo!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/13/2018 3:14:00 PM

Congratulations on your win Andrea. She sounds like my mother. Lol. Wow you sure had a lot of competition in this contest! I can't even write one Limerick, let alone a good one! xxoo : )

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/13/2018 2:45:00 PM

I knew this was a winner. Congratulations, Andrea!

Paul Callus

Date: 4/13/2018 2:32:00 PM

Back with congratulations, Andrea! Indeed, a worthy winner! Regards // paul

Carrie Richards

Date: 4/13/2018 12:08:00 PM

Just the word "Nantucket" alone, is a bucket full of laughs !! LOL !! Congrats to you, Andrea !!

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/13/2018 12:08:00 PM

Well done Andrea, congratulations...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/13/2018 8:17:00 AM

Wow! A mean mom! Congrats, Andrea!

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/13/2018 4:52:00 AM

Back with well deserved congrats, Andrea, on your podium finish.

Jan Allison

Date: 4/13/2018 3:07:00 AM

Many congrats Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/13/2018 1:04:00 AM

Hi Andrea, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write :-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/13/2018 12:44:00 AM

Congratulations Andrea. Tom.

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/12/2018 8:27:00 PM

:) Good luck in contest.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/11/2018 3:03:00 PM

LOL Just love your limerick, Andrea. Clever how you managed to stay away from the obvious rhyme word. Cudos! Wishing you success in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2018 11:48:00 AM

I don't have a clue which word you refer to!!!!! lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/11/2018 6:10:00 PM

Thanks, and you can THINK that word and it fits nicely heehee. I remember always sucking my thumb as a young child so I thought it worked out here!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/11/2018 3:02:00 PM

LOL Just love your limerick, Andrea. Clever how you managed to stay away from the obvious rhyme word. Cudos! Wishing you success in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison

Date: 4/11/2018 2:00:00 PM

lol Andrea, I wondered what the punch line would be lol, good luck in the contest:-) In the past i've seen other nantucket lims that say 'nan took it lol and other variations lol hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 4/11/2018 12:18:00 PM

Poor girl...looks like she could do nothing right! I bet in reality her mother was the cruel step mother! ~ Regards // paul

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/11/2018 12:15:00 PM

Wasn't real sure where that one was headed, well done, best wishes...

Robert Johnson

Date: 4/11/2018 11:58:00 AM

Wow, well the title fits. :) I will refrain from expressing anymore opinion. :)

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/11/2018 9:42:00 AM

Lol! Andrea, Now this is really funny! I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis