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There was a young girl from Nantucket whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!" Then that mother saw red when her daughter's thumb bled, screeching, "There are no bandaids. Suck it!" April 10, 2018 Cheer up, Viv! For the Traditional Limerick Contest

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Date: 7/23/2018 7:56:00 PM
G'day Andrea … and don't get any blood on the furniture either! - easy to picture your limerick occurring - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
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Date: 4/15/2018 2:50:00 PM
LOL, could picture this scene
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Date: 4/14/2018 1:38:00 PM
Such a bad mom, but still laughing! Congratulations on your win, Andrea! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 4/14/2018 11:01:00 AM
Great funny Limerick, Andrea, congratulations on your Win!!! Hugs Eve
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Date: 4/14/2018 9:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your win, Andrea! A truly clever limerick!
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Date: 4/13/2018 7:55:00 PM
Andrea, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved top win and thx for your kind comments re mine. Haven't been writing all that much lately. I'm caregiver for my wife who has Parkinsons disease and she is my first priority. Bob
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:32:00 PM
Tee her ;) reminds me of my Grandmum. Congrats on your win! xomo!
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:14:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Andrea. She sounds like my mother. Lol. Wow you sure had a lot of competition in this contest! I can't even write one Limerick, let alone a good one! xxoo : )
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Date: 4/13/2018 2:45:00 PM
I knew this was a winner. Congratulations, Andrea!
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Date: 4/13/2018 2:32:00 PM
Back with congratulations, Andrea! Indeed, a worthy winner! Regards // paul
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Date: 4/13/2018 12:08:00 PM
Well done Andrea, congratulations...
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Date: 4/13/2018 12:08:00 PM
Just the word "Nantucket" alone, is a bucket full of laughs !! LOL !! Congrats to you, Andrea !!
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Date: 4/13/2018 8:17:00 AM
Wow! A mean mom! Congrats, Andrea!
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Date: 4/13/2018 4:52:00 AM
Back with well deserved congrats, Andrea, on your podium finish.
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Date: 4/13/2018 3:07:00 AM
Many congrats Andrea:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/13/2018 1:45:00 AM
Ha ha Andrea, that’s good parenting in my book - got to teach resilience you know! ;-) congratulations, lovely limerick.
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Date: 4/13/2018 1:04:00 AM
Hi Andrea, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write :-) Alexis
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Date: 4/13/2018 12:44:00 AM
Congratulations Andrea. Tom.
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Date: 4/12/2018 8:27:00 PM
:) Good luck in contest.
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Date: 4/11/2018 3:03:00 PM
LOL Just love your limerick, Andrea. Clever how you managed to stay away from the obvious rhyme word. Cudos! Wishing you success in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2018 11:48:00 AM
I don't have a clue which word you refer to!!!!! lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/11/2018 6:10:00 PM
Thanks, and you can THINK that word and it fits nicely heehee. I remember always sucking my thumb as a young child so I thought it worked out here!
Date: 4/11/2018 3:02:00 PM
LOL Just love your limerick, Andrea. Clever how you managed to stay away from the obvious rhyme word. Cudos! Wishing you success in the contest, my friend. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/11/2018 2:00:00 PM
lol Andrea, I wondered what the punch line would be lol, good luck in the contest:-) In the past i've seen other nantucket lims that say 'nan took it lol and other variations lol hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/11/2018 12:18:00 PM
Poor girl...looks like she could do nothing right! I bet in reality her mother was the cruel step mother! ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 4/11/2018 12:15:00 PM
Wasn't real sure where that one was headed, well done, best wishes...
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Date: 4/11/2018 11:58:00 AM
Wow, well the title fits. :) I will refrain from expressing anymore opinion. :)
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