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Bad Bad Santa

A peado worked as santa in a store
Caught on camera and caused an uproar
Because sitting on his knee
Sounds very pervy to me
Was arrested and frogmarched out the door.

Written 29th November 2022.

Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2022

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January 20, 2024 at 8:44 AM

Hello Tom. Good Afternoon. Well now, how disturbing of these situations and getting the name of santa and santa himself involved. Are there no ends to some people and their harmful ways. Thank you as always for sharing your poetic talent. May this day find you well and still with hope of low pain levels. Have a wonderful weekend. Peace and Blessings now and always. (smile)

January 20, 2024 at 8:56 AM

Thank you very much Lisa, I'd heard of cases like that but thankfully now anyone who works with children have to have police and background checks. Not before time either. Tom

Marikate Kingston

April 3, 2023 at 6:07 PM

Maybe we could tweak the song, "Santa got run over by a reindeer" Instead of the original version. :)

April 7, 2023 at 12:03 AM

Thanks Marikate, I'll try and remember that for next Christmas lol. Happy Easter to you. Tom

December 4, 2022 at 3:19 AM

That swindler could have been in some other guise than in the outfit of Santa. He needs to be punished for his act and also for tarnishing the good name of a dear celebrity.

December 4, 2022 at 4:41 AM

Thank you Valsa, you find these creeps in all walks of life. Thankfully more stringent checks are done these days. Tom

December 3, 2022 at 10:53 AM

Santa is usually one of the most trusted persons; so bad of this peado to abuse of his good name! ~ Regards // paul

December 3, 2022 at 3:09 PM

Thank you Paul he certainly is, thankfully bad Santas are in a minority. Tom

December 2, 2022 at 6:14 AM

Scary indeed! Hiding in. Santa Suit. A better and good Santa was my grandpa!

December 2, 2022 at 6:48 AM

Thank you very much Kim, just a handful that give good Santas a bad name. Thankfully they are vetted now before working with children. Tom

December 1, 2022 at 8:06 PM

'Frogmarched?!' Another brilliant 'Tom-ism.' As for this 'peado Santa.' Why not just let kids pee all over his Santa pants. Maybe that'll give him a good warm feeling in the slammer! lol.

December 1, 2022 at 8:59 PM

Lol or just leave him out in the cold afterwards and let the weather freeze his bits off. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

December 1, 2022 at 9:05 AM

Elias and I often say this over Christmas when we see all the children lining up for a photo on Santa's knee, I agree very pervy! Blessings Jennifer.

December 1, 2022 at 9:07 AM

Thank you Jennifer, thankfully more checks are made these days. Hope you are keeping well. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 30, 2022 at 9:48 AM

We should be more austere because another Santa is near. Well done, dear Tom! Be blessed!

November 30, 2022 at 12:36 PM

Thank you very much Demetrios, on the whole Santas are good guys, sadly there is the odd bad one among them. Tom

November 30, 2022 at 5:09 AM

Bad Santa indeed Tom, obviously no background check was done!! Good one! Happy Wednesday!!

November 30, 2022 at 5:31 AM

Thank you Mike, things are a lot more strict nowadays so bad Santas becoming a rare thing. Hope you too have a lovely day. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

November 30, 2022 at 2:25 AM

Light sentence. He should have got prison.

November 30, 2022 at 5:31 AM

Thank you Victor, I agree, and hard labour too. Tom

November 29, 2022 at 2:10 PM

ha! well done, tom!

November 29, 2022 at 2:15 PM

Thank you Ilene, I've heard of a few bad Santas over the years. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

November 29, 2022 at 12:48 PM

Ha! Frogmarched is a term I never heard before!

November 29, 2022 at 2:01 PM

Thank you Andrea, yes it's a proper word, see my response to Jenna. Tom

L Milton Hankins

November 29, 2022 at 12:11 PM

Hilarious! Although I am a Santa aficionado (on my mother's advice) I do enjoy spoofing the old guy! You all are doing such a great job, but you can expect switches in your stockings!

November 29, 2022 at 2:00 PM

All in good fun Milton, just this week it's bash Santa.lol

November 29, 2022 at 10:27 AM

"Frogmarched?" Does that mean he hopped? lol Probably not, but please enlighten me. Ok, Tom, I can see few poets are appreciating our 'bash Santa' limericks, but it's all in good fun. Your sense of humor is contagious.

November 29, 2022 at 11:27 AM

Thanks, Tom. You’re probably right. We better not stick our hands too deep into our Christmas stockkings.

November 29, 2022 at 11:18 AM

To force (someone) to walk forward by pinning the arms and pushing from behind. I'm sure Santa can see the funny side of our humour. We probably won't get any present s now lol Tom

November 29, 2022 at 10:18 AM

Now that is a very bad Santa!

November 29, 2022 at 10:25 AM

Thank you Heidi, have actually heard of that happening, thankfully there are now very stringent checks carried out and rightly so. Tom

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