Ask Miss Manners, 2020 Update
No kissing on the first date?
--Nah. Go all the way. Why wait?
Help the young lady put her coat on?
--Why? Is she a motor moron?
Pick up the tab? It's the right thing to do.
--Who are you kidding? She's makes more than you.
Hold the door open for the fairer sex?
--I wouldn't. She's your future 'ex.'
My place or hers? What would you do?
--Hers, ya slob. She may have to use the loo.
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I guess things aren't as simple as they used to be ~
When love and marriage were in flower, as they once were for me.
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020
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