Armchair Qua Laptop Traveler

Pennilessness disallows me luxury tubby globe trekker hence, my imagination takes me random places minus the hassles of any rubber necker gawkers always staring at major or minor crash test dummy vehicular accident, (now strictly, squarely, and specifically, for poetic license purposes of this reasonably rhyming adversity I dreamt up, while driving Miss Daisy, this "FAKE" serious, albeit totally tubularly fictitious ho... ho...humvee wrecker involving holiday passengers seated in luxury of double decker self driving bus, which collided with a sleigh carelessly manned by Santa Clause (though no animals i.e. reindeer harmed in the writing of this video script) donned in his New England Patriot Scottish Tartan checker, thus the aforementioned, non fatal narrow brush you need rest assured, sans make believe death - whew fortunately miraculously, and unbelievably true lee delivered angels intervened clear out of the blue mainly conjured from me matt chew, hoping ye dear reader enjoy what I figuratively drew merely to distract thee dearly especial fan to sidetrack vital tasks and brew up a mug of warm spirits from a moo moo kosher bovine amazingly able to understand Hebrew.