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What do you call a deer without eyes? No eye deer!!! Get it? Well, you see... oh my! Don't blame me 'Twas SO you see He seems to have caught my disease, poor guy!

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Date: 3/23/2018 2:36:00 PM
Jack went into woods to hunt deer/forgot his gun and used a spear/his shot went wide /youre a bad shot deer cried/ you'll never get us you hear/
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/23/2018 4:23:00 PM
OKAY, youse guys are threatening my crown... BACK OFF!!! LOL
Date: 3/23/2018 7:58:00 AM
Every time Jack begins to sneeze, he farts like a toxic nuclear breeze! Has lost all control, of his black hole. Says it keeps him warm in the big freeze!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/23/2018 8:02:00 AM
OKAY! You have just graduated to a Master-Class Limerick Dude!!! And in such a record-breaking time!!! IMPRESSED??? You betcha!!!
Date: 3/23/2018 7:45:00 AM
Hahaha... I thought i was rather funny, esquire..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/23/2018 7:54:00 AM
See how I gave you full rights to this masterpiece... you're welcome!!!

Book: Shattered Sighs