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Annoyous Interruptous

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Annoyous Interruptous



He sidles up next to you
so stealthily
It’s like he appeared out of thin air
Then breathlessly,
he gives you a Jimmy Stewart howdy do,
and starts air guitaring in his chair
Just when you were on the verge of
hitting the right vibe 
with a cute little honey thing
This joker Jack Nicholson clone
starts shining on and on
And in your dark Alfalfa heart,
you wish this Spanky bag of bones
would be poof ... Aladdin gone
But you don’t wanna waste 
one of your three date wishes on him,
so you ignore this glib talking Jungle Jim
In the meanwhile,
that pretty little woman is starting to yawn,
as the flirtations have come to a halt
That seven digit rooster ain’t gon strut come dawn,
cell phone dropped call won’t be at fault
As Annoyous Interruptous cackles in your ear,
your road rage accelerator hits the sixth gear
But you remain calm, keeping your wits intact ... 
trying to give him a subtle hint with a nodded wink
You motion for him to skedaddle away,
but Pepe Le Pew seems intent to stay
You mutter to yourself: man, does his cologne stink
With dull, blank eyes giving you a Lost in Space stare,
you flee swiftly, leaving love empty ... but you don’t care
Annoyous Interruptous
causes premature evacuation
Pester Interfereous
is the bane of dating stimulation
Annoyous Interruptous
makes flaccid all of your romantic overtures
Pester Interfereous
has caused many a late night social club wars



Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 8/26/2017 4:06:00 PM
- A truly wonderful poem, Freddie :) - Best wishes for a lovely weekend - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/26/2017 12:12:00 PM
Nicely done, love all the referenced character imaged.
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Date: 8/26/2017 11:32:00 AM
So funny, Freddie, my dad use to really love Peppe La Pu. I couldn't help but laugh when I read that. Excellent write. Love and hugs, Catie :-)
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Date: 8/26/2017 10:41:00 AM
I love, "premature evacuation". This poem is very, very clever.
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Date: 8/26/2017 10:13:00 AM
Wow, I don't know how you come up with these and all the wording in them Freddie. You are a creative master! :)
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