An example of understatement

What if the orbiting earth were to unexpectedly run into a brick wall speeding through the galaxy one night in the middle of Fall? Can you imagine the sounds of death, destruction, and annihilation as Christchurch, New Zealand, crashes into the Atlanta Metro bus station? I don’t think that that would be any fun ~ at all! Bonus poem She unexpectedly grabbed me by the crotch and asked, "Mind if I touch?” I said, "Not if you do it with care, and avoid pulling any hair, cuz ~ I wouldn’t like that very much!