all middle-aged men should own leather jackets

i was chosen for the next moon landing and my co-passengers arrived at the meeting in lightweight space suits but i wore my black leather jacket to show my contempt for space i speak to anyone in similar attire in supermarket queues i've jumped to tell a co-customer i like that the world beard and moustache championships were postponed due to the covid-19 pandemic tailored jackets are in and jacket potatoes are overrated can't wear a fedora 'til your seventies; i am the Fonz jumping sharks on water skis in my leather jacket but i'll tell you who's not cool - the flapjack octopus i took the kids to a magic show i wore it there; to show my contempt for fun