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A Wedding-Multiple Choice Quiz

Weddings most often take place in June because... a. It's the traditional month b. More flowers are in bloom then c. Mother's coerce their daughters to choose it d. As a little girl, it was the bride-to-be's dream A wedding planner is most often used to... a. Prevent the bride from becoming Bridezilla b. give the groom an excuse to not make a decision c. deal with overbearing mothers d. take charge so the couple doesn't decide to elope Choosing a wedding gown presents a dilemma when... a. no one likes the only dress the bride loves b. the bride's mother will only pay for the one she chooses c. the groom is present and only wants a sexy gown d. the bride cries when she tries on every gown in the store There's nothing worse than a bride's mother who... a. thinks she's the bride, living vicariously through her daughter b. dresses like she's 20 when she's actually 50 and 'fluffy' c. gives the groom's mother the evil eye d. flirts with the groom's handsome father In dealing with choosing a wedding party, there will be... a. bridesmaids who refuse to wear a certain color b. jealousy among them to be the maid of honor c. fighting over who should catch the bouquet d. at least one who will flirt shamelessly with the groom The wedding day becomes a disaster when... a. It's storming and no back up plan was made b. the bride can't fit into her size 4 dress after gaining 20 lbs. c. the couple realizes now that they should've hired a planner d. the flower girl has a temper tantrum halfway down the aisle e. yes, of course, this is the place for an "all of the above" When it's time to recite their vows... a. the bride blubbers so much she can't speak hers b. the groom forgot to write his and ad libs, "Roses are red..." c. the bride's ex starts speaking the ones he said to her d. chaos reigns when two groomsmen take him down At the reception, drama takes place when... a. the best man's toast reveals the groom slept with all the bridesmaids b. guests are complaining about terrible food, and no live music c. the groom smashes cake all over the bride's face (hate that) d. the bride, still holding the knife, threatens to use it January 28, 2023 The Multiple Choice Contest Sponsored by Suzanne Delaney

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Date: 3/9/2023 11:50:00 AM
Hilarious, Lin! We went to a fake wedding and reception with much drama and secrets…lol! So much fun! Congratulations!
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Lin Lane
Date: 3/10/2023 1:40:00 PM
Oh my gosh! That sounds like such fun. Thanks, Kim.
Date: 3/9/2023 8:39:00 AM
Congratulations, Lin….. on your top placement in my Contest. Thanks so much for entering. I very much enjoyed reading your poem. SuZ
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Lin Lane
Date: 3/10/2023 1:39:00 PM
Thank you sooo much for hosting such a delightful contest, Suz. I really appreciate the honor you've given my entry.
Date: 3/8/2023 7:26:00 AM
Congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing. Sara
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Lin Lane
Date: 3/10/2023 1:39:00 PM
Many thanks for your words of praise, Sara.
Date: 3/8/2023 6:01:00 AM
Love the last two stanzas Lin! Congratulations! :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 3/10/2023 1:38:00 PM
Thanks, Linda. This contest was such fun!
Date: 1/29/2023 4:00:00 AM
Oh I love these answers. I got married in January but I loved the fun of it all. Great list.
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/29/2023 7:33:00 AM
Thanks so much for reading this, Victor. I know it's rather long, but once I got going it was difficult to stop. lol Fun challenge.
Date: 1/28/2023 10:38:00 AM
Lol, love the humour Lin, sounds like the weddings from hell. Good luck in the contest. Hope your weekend is going well. Tom
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/28/2023 1:19:00 PM
;)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/28/2023 11:30:00 AM
Lol, I couldn't agree more Lin
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/28/2023 11:16:00 AM
Thanks a lot, Tom. Under such circumstances, I think using that blade on more than the jerk of a new hubby would've been acceptable.

Book: Shattered Sighs