A Vets Advice To a Seagull

If you complain of walking with a limp, it’s because you’ve morphed into a blimp and you’re eating fast food far more than is healthy for a bird, or are you human? Take my advice, make a drastic change healthy foods are many and wide in range. Stop gulping down scraps found on streets thrown out of car windows as if treats. Avoid pigging out at trashy landfills. Don’t you know that kind of rubbish kills? You say your stools are hard as granite, with constipation daily if not chronic, and a host of other gastrointestinal disorders all of which are very painful and require the best of specialists like gastroenterologists and proctologists. Keep ignoring my advice and it’s only and you’ll be needing a colostomy!