A starry eyed burst of creativity

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity... at approximately a painfully early o'clock in the morning give or take an o'clock found yours truly (me) amassing line after line of a poem crazily coalescing courtesy an extraordinary unfamiliar phenomena while living social within alien nation, said mental and physical explosion vis a vis fast flexing handy dandy appendages creating satisfactory verse in their wake materialized into an unexpected pièce de résistance, which brilliant tour de force quickly set the keyboard a smokin hot as fingers ripped across qwerty keyboard buzzfeeding outrageously madly (like the Flying Wallenda's tearing thru empty space while free falling into a net below after leaping off a tightrope wire) meanwhile analogous to yours truly, a dumbfounded Schwenksville scribe wrought demonstrable artifice deftly driving his dogged digits flashing thumbs up sign videre licet proving preternatural realm accessible, though usually reserved for the fastest fiendish folksy fuddy duddy envisioning himself jumping jack flash in the pan golden sexagenarian oozing nuggets of wisdom while searching for a shortcut to instant riches while waiting for his ship to come in (waiting for a significant opportunity or sudden windfall of wealth to arrive), who meanwhile sits right here within Highland Manor apartment b44 man cave creating frivolous, idiotic, loopy, outré rubbish (suddenly prompting an unsuspecting reader to ponder the meaning of purpose driven life and why in tarnation - without feathers declaring out loud "how in the name of Sam Hill can a wordsmith count him/herself talented" spewing forth such nonsensical utter drivel) unbeknownst to said captive audience of mine, that somehow somewhere over the rainbow perturbation within the atmosphere such repugnant uber trashy vapid warbling nevertheless affects the butterfly effect, whereat (perhaps at a Synagogue within Brooklyn, New York) a highly religious Lubavitcher flips pages of Torah (analogous to shuffling a deck of cards) sets an all time record breaking speed reading record unfortunately no Guiness world authority such as Norris, the one surviving identical twin McWhirter brother, (cuz Ross got Assassinated: November 27, 1975) not present to notate how accomplish feat declared fait accompli courtesy unofficial judges while friction fueled fleshy fingertips of ultra religious, pious,... industrious, glorious, envious, cautious, ambitious blitzed away a mile a minute, outstripping the umbrella flying Mary Poppins faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (nothing visible but a blinding blur of fast moving fingers) just barely keeping up appearances, but not the Kardashians with the crème de la crème of nonpareil uber trumpeting skedaddling rip-snorting, quick as greased lightning typists giving me id est Speedy Gonzales a run for his pesos (this side of Schwenksville), when deluge of totally tubular unrelated events simultaneously synchronize whence above mentioned phenomena induce smoldering spark that inexplicably triggers thermonuclear war and mushroom clouds closely resembling the president of the United States and his sidekick Elon Musk.