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A Stale Fruit Cake

A stale fruit cake someone gave us. That cake was less than fabulous. ‘Twas full of nuts and very thick. Whoever ate that thing got sick. It tasted so bad, I could cuss. An esoteric recipe of a relative we don’t see. Were they seeking revenge on us? A stale fruit cake. If another one they render, we’ll mark it “return to sender”. I won’t touch it with a long stick. That was not a treat, but a trick. Like concrete; not at all tender. A stale fruit cake.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/5/2012 4:38:00 PM
Congrats on your winning work..Sara
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Date: 1/5/2012 4:30:00 PM
Congratulations on your beautiful write Best regards, Jon
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Date: 1/5/2012 6:14:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in ~Cyndi's~ "Gifts Given--Received" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/4/2012 10:43:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Robert. You know, there is really only one fruitcake. It keeps getting regifted:)
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Date: 1/4/2012 6:43:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your win in the contest.Enjoyed.
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Date: 12/28/2011 11:22:00 PM
Robert, that is so funny and so true. I really think that we are all getting the same fruitcake each year, people just re-gifting. I enjoyed your poem very much, Greg.
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Date: 12/28/2011 9:12:00 PM
Very funny write, Robert! Witty poetry is your great strength! Terrific Work
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