A Parking Jerk Button
Now that is an option I want to see on a car.
Make it available, and your sales will go far.
If some creep goes and steals my parking space,
pushing the parking jerk button will be a trump card ace.
Out comes a big mechanical arm at a quick pace.
The claw will take his vehicle, and fling it into space.
His car will become a four-wheeled piece of junk
wherever it lands with a very loud thunk.
He will go home in garbage that goes “clunk-clunk”.
Go ahead and make the contraption standard equipment.
It will make any annoyed driver full of content.
Inspired by a recent Suzuki Motors television commercial
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2012
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