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A Lumpy Ride

Santa once took an elf for a ride on his sleigh The elf sat on Santa's lap an unusual way Santa felt a big lump Thought he'd sat on a stump And we now have a Santa who's gay Funny Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 11/17/2022

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Date: 12/2/2022 8:19:00 AM
I saw two Santas kissing! Lol, Charlie!!!!
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Date: 11/19/2022 9:05:00 PM
Well, Santa's sure to have a 'merry' Christmas now! lol. Great one, Charlie. #1 in my book.
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Date: 11/18/2022 6:07:00 AM
Mrs. Clause will be so upset Charlie! Happy Friday !!!
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/19/2022 3:45:00 AM
LOL...That's for sure. Happy Saturday, Mike. !!!
Date: 11/18/2022 3:21:00 AM
- ... finally he came out of the closet :))) -
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/19/2022 3:45:00 AM
Finally :)))
Date: 11/17/2022 8:56:00 AM
(chuckling) Not surprised, Charlie. I've heard rumors for years!
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/19/2022 3:46:00 AM
LOL...So they say!
Date: 11/17/2022 8:22:00 AM
That was quite funny, Charlie.
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/19/2022 3:46:00 AM
Thank you, Victor!
Date: 11/17/2022 8:05:00 AM
Lol, hillarious Charlie, I won't be sitting on his knee from now one, I'll see him in a new light. Best of luck in the contest. Tom
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/19/2022 3:47:00 AM
That makes two of us...LOL. Thanks, Tom. Charlie

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