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A life of milk, a wife of honey

There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"

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Date: 9/8/2019 7:30:00 AM
Let's frighten the cows a little bit...Nice one
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Date: 9/8/2019 11:18:00 AM
Ha, ha. -- As long as nobody engages in 'cow-tural' misappropriation, everything will be ok, I guess. ~ gw
Date: 9/8/2019 6:00:00 AM
So great! Funny and plucky!
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Date: 9/8/2019 11:17:00 AM
Thanks for the great feedback, Kim! ~ gw
Date: 9/8/2019 2:15:00 AM
Haha maybe she found the fumes a great turn on, each to their own nudge nudge lol. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:17:00 AM
It's true... People have weird tastes and desires... E.g., some people I know just LOVE the smell of turpentine. ~ gw
Date: 9/8/2019 1:34:00 AM
Hahaha! Oh my you most definitely made me laugh this morning! So very clever I eve. Love the title!;)
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Date: 9/8/2019 11:16:00 AM
Oh, good!!! Laughter is the best. :) gw
Date: 9/8/2019 1:26:00 AM
Hope he had a shower first - LOL - great humour Gershon! Hugs, Jennifer.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:15:00 AM
Yeah, really!! Hadn't thought of that... If not he'd look like a light-brown porcupine after a roll in the hay! :) gw
Date: 9/8/2019 1:23:00 AM
I loved the humor in this fun filled piece Gershon....Loved the title too! : ) xxoo
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:14:00 AM
I managed to resist titling it, 'The Land of Milk and Honey.' Thanks, Connie. Best wishes, Gershon
Date: 9/7/2019 10:29:00 PM
Go Jay Go!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/7/2019 10:40:00 PM
Your comment has me grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Line!! ~ Gershon