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A Lady From France

There once was a lady from France Who always went around with no pants So popular was she Started charging a fee Each time she went pee in her plants © Jack Ellison 2013

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Skat A

Date: 7/11/2015 2:50:00 AM

Jack :) Congratulations on having your poem featured on the soups, Home Page. ~SKAT LOVE~

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/11/2015 7:07:00 AM

Have no idea why this silly nonsense was selected!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Darkland Poetry

Date: 7/5/2015 2:48:00 PM

That's hilarious!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/11/2015 7:09:00 AM

I see you're a newbie here on the Soup! Welcome... enjoy your stay! Hugs, Jack xxx

Funom Makama

Date: 11/22/2013 11:34:00 AM

very interesting. I enjoyed it.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/22/2013 12:25:00 PM

Happy you enjoyed this silliness! LOL

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/22/2013 10:53:00 AM

Ha! you've been talking to Dragon, haven't you? Grandpa Troll forbade poo throwing... I didn't mean to get him in the face! Honest!... But the War of the Roses goes on... The witch next door is selling tickets to the town folk, to watch... She made a killing on the poo throwing contest... Does that Lady from France have any perfume to borrow? I'll be smelling poo for a week!... Hmmm! I know! That gives me an idea! I stole Dragon's newly bedazzled pants and put them over my roses... Ha! Winning!

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/22/2013 12:23:00 PM

If one thinks long and hard enough, one can ALWAYS figure out a solution! LOL! xoxox

Russell Sivey

Date: 11/22/2013 8:39:00 AM

Oh Jack you are quite the humorist my friend! lol, this one is very funny! I really enjoyed reading this incredible poem this morning! What a delightful piece, I laughed til I cried!, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/22/2013 8:44:00 AM

Seems like Limericks that aren't a little bit naughty, aren't REALLY Limericks! LOL