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A HOUSE FULL OF CATS

A house full of cats
Poor ventilation
Doctor says I have hair balls

How mysterious
Our Tab has far -away eyes
UGHH!    It's flatulence

One cat likes to talk
It's the inflection that counts
Feed me, please....................? FEED ME!!!
        (meeeww)                      (MEEOOOWWW!)

Not bothered with mice
Nary a bug in the house
The new 'shredded' style

Fell in the eggnog
Hick    hickory....up he run
Dick    dickory    DOCK!    tick tock

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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Date: 6/4/2015 12:00:00 AM
LOL, this sounds like a purry one.. I mean funny one
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Date: 6/21/2010 3:22:00 PM
Funny one, "hairballs" love it..P.D.
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Date: 5/20/2010 7:11:00 AM
funny, DAver, and all based on TRUTH, that is what makes it all the more amusing. I love cats but don't think I could have that many, for sure not with asthmatic hubby around. Thanks for your comment on my sonnet today. Iam sure you recognized I changed it from Wild child to Dark POet so I could use an oldie in that contest. WEll, I better do soup later so as not to be LATE to school. Bye, Andrea
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Date: 9/6/2009 4:37:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one. What a day brightener. Best wishes with the novel. Keep on writing. Thank you for taking time to comment on my poem. Karen
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Date: 4/19/2009 1:13:00 AM
lol. dude, you are priceless. "the new shredded style"! how funny is that
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Date: 1/29/2009 10:49:00 AM
LOL! The first two were especially funny. Thanks for the chuckles!
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Date: 12/4/2008 4:52:00 AM
lol! My cat Oberon fits the third one. Always meowing...I swear he really is talking. Wonderful poetry, and I needed the laughs! Thank you! ~Juliane
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Date: 12/3/2008 2:48:00 AM
Lolo. Love this Dave. You brighten my day. Love, Lainie
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Date: 11/28/2008 3:07:00 PM
So well conceived and expressed! I'm a cat person myself... light-hearted and precious! Love, Keith
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Date: 11/25/2008 4:00:00 PM
As far as verse #2 goes, my dog would clear out a room faster than any cat, and I have 2 cats also. Trust me, there is no comparison. ~lol~ These are too funny. Most of all, I feel like having some eggnog. Makes it much easier to deal with hairballs and the rest. Enjoy! Love, Shar
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Date: 11/25/2008 3:42:00 PM
HA! Holy smokes, my uncle, AKA the crazy cat man, would just love this sequence of hilarity. lol he has a house full of bottle-brush, butt draggers, and frequently get's a rug full of zebra stripes - bleck! lol anyway, this was so so so funny, more, more, more!!! love, Kristin :)
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Date: 11/25/2008 2:06:00 PM
Absolutely fantastic! I really enjoyed this. Best wishes, Nigel
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Date: 11/25/2008 12:42:00 PM
I'm getting a laugh today!! Maybe I'll go get a little eggnog myself, and really have something to smile about!! Hick! So cute...Daver! ~ Carrie
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Date: 11/25/2008 12:39:00 PM
hahah I love this!! I have a cat, and I can definitely identify with... er... well, all of it! LOL The hairballs... the "feed me please" ... the "shredded style" too, that look is definitely IN at our house. AND OH YES, the *ahem* flatulence that is far worse than any of ours! :P Wonderful write, I really enjoyed it! >^. .^< God bless, Amy :)
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