Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

A Girl Watchers Club Honouree

(Inspired by Demetrios Trifiatis' Woman's Day Poems)


At this ripe old age of seventy-eight
Thought girlies would no longer phase me
On the contrary, more now than ever before
A lifetime girl watchers club honouree

A member of the club of leering old men
They still turn my rusty old crank
Just because sometimes I fail to zip up
I'm still pretty alert to be frank

I admit at times I forget to wear jockeys
In combination with failing to zip up
The impact of these two glaring omissions
Cause a furor when playing mini-putt

Sure gather a crowd, thought at first it was me
My rugged good looks and stuff
Soon realized they all were focusing below
Guess it's better than playing in the buff

© Jack Ellison 2014

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Demetrios Trifiatis March 9, 2014 at 4:37 AM I am so happy Jack and very honored that somehow have inspired you! It is obvious though that even without my inspiration you would have written this enchanting poem! It made me laugh but also realize that my heart belongs to your ladies watchers club, how could be otherwise? You see the Good Lord have created them last and that is the reason woman is beautiful and loving! A last thing Jack: Do not mind people were focusing bellow for it is still a part of YOU! Ha-Ha! Thank You! Jack Ellison March 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM YEEHAW! Three cheers for the club of leering old men, as we ride off into the sunset! LOL

Carol Eastman March 8, 2014 at 9:47 AM Ahhh! Jack! Jack! Jack! I believe Cathie didn't read this one before you posted it! Did She? But if you think this is bad... We have to cut the butt flap off of Dragon's bib overalls... So his tail is comfortably out... Occasionally I see photographers looking there to see if it was done appropriately... or to see if they can find a naughty picture there... Trust me... We're careful not to offend the public or embarrass Dragon... Dumb Paparazzi! Dragon thinks everyone just LOVES his cute tail! Carol Eastman March 8, 2014 at 10:05 AM I guessed correctly!... You love his tail too? Boy is Dragon gonna be hard to live with! His ego already knows no bounds! LOL... Got ya! Jack Ellison March 8, 2014 at 10:01 AM You guessed correctly! LOL! But she let's do my thing! XOXOX

Richard Lamoureux March 8, 2014 at 9:23 AM Bad Jack! You kill me buddy. Jack Ellison March 8, 2014 at 9:29 AM LOL What a bad man!!!

Russell Sivey March 8, 2014 at 8:03 AM HA HA! That combination can be deadly (no jockeys and not zipped up) yur wife probably doesn't like that, though maybe some of the ladies does! I have to admit, since I've been with my wife I haven't looked that much at the ladies as that would be detrimental to my health if I kept my eyes on them, but I have to let you know, I do get my peeks and they are still beautiful! So I believe I'm still a member of the lifetime girl watchers club...just a low key one as to not make one mad! Great Work!! Jack Ellison March 8, 2014 at 8:12 AM Those of us males that say we don't look at a pretty girl passing by ARE LYING!!! LOL