A Different Mary

Mary had a little Lamb
A little ham, a little spam
And everywhere that Mary Went
She took it with her
"Smorgasbord" Anyone
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Murphy Avatar
March 5, 2010 at 10:48 AM
THAT WAS FUNNY LOVED IT FALESHIA
Pickett Avatar
March 3, 2010 at 9:52 AM
HEHEhaha.... WOW... My stomach hurts.... Good work my friend....:JP]
Smith Avatar
February 24, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Cute, made me laugh. Have you read my The Egg and the Apple? June Ellen
Kendrick Avatar
February 24, 2010 at 6:59 AM
I could take this several ways....I hope that it is about the song that we sang years ago. Soup Mail. Sara
Anderson Avatar
February 22, 2010 at 7:41 AM
Thank you for all your nice comments...Jimmy
Culverhouse Avatar
February 21, 2010 at 11:16 AM
funny...thanks for the comments!!
Sweetheart Avatar
February 21, 2010 at 6:31 AM
Adorably cute and funny from a "sweetie" all my own.. I just posted Prophecy ..another End Line Word poem .. I told Dane Ann also.. if u two are keeping a list of poem and poets using this new form.. happy Sunday my silent beau... luv.. "Sweetheart" who sincerely thankxxx u for the lovely and special and precious comments on all my poetry always..
Johnson Avatar
February 20, 2010 at 7:19 PM
Hi: This sent me looking for a little limerick I wrote one time. I didn't find it but I think it went like this: Mary had a little lamb, She had some mutton too. "Ugh" said she, "This mutton's tough. Just a little lamb will do." Thank you for your oh, so kind comments and I will take another look at that endword contest. Love, Joyce
Palli Avatar
February 20, 2010 at 7:40 AM
Silly!
Alldredge Avatar
February 20, 2010 at 3:00 AM
It got a laugh out of me. Funny
Villarosa Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 11:16 PM
You really catched my attention to the title itself, I enjoyed the read, and posed a chic smile on this. Thanks for sharing this, HGarvey Daniel. (^_^) Noel.
Gorelick Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 7:38 PM
You are a funny man..I love that about you. You would bring "food" into it. From a ham/spam lover. BG
A  Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 5:26 PM
HA FUNNY WRITE... I.T.
Chircop Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Hhahhaa..im sick with flu at home..not swine flu:)..im safe there..and im enjoying reading these lovely poems..Something Humuros and light as this gives me an aura of good mood,,tnks..Charma
Brown Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 4:34 PM
Oh HG thank you for this humorous poem. I was feeling kind of down this evening. Son-in- law Scott in a bad way medically. Praying he gets better. Love, Carol
Owens Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 4:21 PM
This is so cute...love it...Marty
Mitchell Avatar
February 19, 2010 at 4:08 PM
Now, I've heard of lamb chops,...but lamb ham? lamb spam?? Poor little Mary's lamb! Tisk, tisk!;)
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