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A Dick With a Glove

Very loosely based on Robert Palmer’s song Addicted To Love – I understand the lyric is often mis-quoted hence the title. The lights are on, were both at home Your todger has a mind of its own Our hearts beat, our bodies quake Making love is what it takes We start to moan, we start to grind Sex is always on your mind There’s no doubt your in deep With all this sex we never sleep Another kiss is all you need Ooh ohhh You always wear your rubber glove – oh yeah Cos we’re not ready to have a baby to love Guess it’s always safer to stick your dick in a glove You see the signs when we do the deed But still you ride me like steed You're going at it double time Honey you've got a one-track mind There's no hope you can't be saved Sexual oblivion is all you crave Nymphomania is nothing new But honey it sure thrives in you Whoa I'm not immune to your stuff oh yeah Lets face it baby I can't get enough I might as well face it I'm addicted to your love. Written by Jan Allison & Darren Watson 21st June 2014

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Date: 7/14/2014 10:43:00 PM
Hello Jadazzle, thanks for the reply on my comment..PD
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Date: 7/15/2014 6:57:00 PM
Hope you are well Linda:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 7/12/2014 10:12:00 AM
Jadazzle My temperature is rising, my cheeks are blushing and my heart is palpitating. What did you do to me. My poor "virgin" eyes and ears. LOL Thank you for the sweet comment on my Hawaii poem.
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Date: 7/12/2014 10:58:00 AM
Oh Robin we managed to make you blush! The poem is funny but does have a serious message about safe sex. Darren and I have such fun when we write and we do try to make people laugh with our poems. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 6/24/2014 7:26:00 PM
haha, Here you are, I found you on Casarah's page :) At first I was like, what! what! LIKE, WOW...Love is really something, but to be addicted, Ooh ohhh Ooh ohhh YEAH! Love it! LINDA
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Date: 6/25/2014 3:56:00 AM
It's just based on a song I love Linda LOL The poem does have a message and is actually about safe sex and not getting pregnant.. Hugs as ever Jan xxx
Date: 6/23/2014 10:43:00 AM
whoo, so upbeat and sweetly hot... greeat stuff, jan and darren.. huggs
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2014 12:17:00 PM
Thanks Nette for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 6/22/2014 10:52:00 AM
Wonderful, sexy, and funny all at the same time, well done to both of you.
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Date: 6/22/2014 4:11:00 PM
Thanks for the lovely comments. Hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/21/2014 7:04:00 PM
AHA, I just HAD to check out THIS one with that funny title. I have forgotten how the whole song goes but i was able to sing parts of it to your new lyrics. Clever you two!!!
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Date: 6/22/2014 2:32:00 AM
Oh I'm blushing now Andrea - we both have a cheeky sense of humour and hope to make others smile but the poem does have a serious message to it:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxx
Date: 6/21/2014 4:54:00 PM
Guess now both of you are on the naughty list :) You might as well face it Darren's dick's in a glove....lol ...... Funny as ever
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Date: 6/21/2014 6:17:00 PM
Nooooo Tim I'm not naughty I'm just heavily influenced by Darren and you know how naughty he is! - I guess he will say 'the lady doth protest too much' and I'm sleeping in the doghouse yet again tonight. We just have lots of fun with our writes that's the most important thing to us. Thanks as ever for your support Tim. Hugs Jan xxxx
Date: 6/21/2014 3:12:00 PM
You guys are so nasty and I love it, lol :) Guess what you'll be doing tonight. haha
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2014 3:28:00 PM
MMMM am saying nothing will leave you guessing on that one! I would say we are naughty rather than nasty LOl .Hugs Jan xxx
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