A Dick With a Glove

Very loosely based on Robert Palmer’s song Addicted To Love – I understand the lyric is often mis-quoted hence the title.

The lights are on, were both at home
Your todger has a mind of its own
Our hearts beat, our bodies quake
Making love is what it takes
We start to moan, we start to grind
Sex is always on your mind
There’s no doubt your in deep 
With all this sex we never sleep
Another kiss is all you need
Ooh ohhh

You always wear your rubber glove – oh yeah 
Cos we’re not ready to have a baby to love
Guess it’s always safer to stick your dick in a glove

You see the signs when we do the deed
But still you ride me like steed
You're going at it double time 
Honey you've got a one-track mind  

There's no hope you can't be saved
Sexual oblivion is all you crave
Nymphomania is nothing new 
But honey it sure thrives in you

Whoa I'm not immune to your stuff oh yeah
Lets face it baby I can't get enough 
I might as well face it I'm addicted to your love.

Written by Jan Allison & Darren Watson
21st June 2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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July 14, 2014 at 10:43 PM
Hello Jadazzle, thanks for the reply on my comment..PD
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July 15, 2014 at 6:57 PM
Hope you are well Linda:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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July 12, 2014 at 10:12 AM
Jadazzle My temperature is rising, my cheeks are blushing and my heart is palpitating. What did you do to me. My poor "virgin" eyes and ears. LOL Thank you for the sweet comment on my Hawaii poem.
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July 12, 2014 at 10:58 AM
Oh Robin we managed to make you blush! The poem is funny but does have a serious message about safe sex. Darren and I have such fun when we write and we do try to make people laugh with our poems. Hugs Jan xxx
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June 24, 2014 at 7:26 PM
haha, Here you are, I found you on Casarah's page :) At first I was like, what! what! LIKE, WOW...Love is really something, but to be addicted, Ooh ohhh Ooh ohhh YEAH! Love it! LINDA
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June 25, 2014 at 3:56 AM
It's just based on a song I love Linda LOL The poem does have a message and is actually about safe sex and not getting pregnant.. Hugs as ever Jan xxx
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June 23, 2014 at 10:43 AM
whoo, so upbeat and sweetly hot... greeat stuff, jan and darren.. huggs
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June 23, 2014 at 12:17 PM
Thanks Nette for the lovely comment. Hugs Jan xxx
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June 22, 2014 at 10:52 AM
Wonderful, sexy, and funny all at the same time, well done to both of you.
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June 22, 2014 at 4:11 PM
Thanks for the lovely comments. Hugs Jan xx
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June 21, 2014 at 7:04 PM
AHA, I just HAD to check out THIS one with that funny title. I have forgotten how the whole song goes but i was able to sing parts of it to your new lyrics. Clever you two!!!
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June 22, 2014 at 2:32 AM
Oh I'm blushing now Andrea - we both have a cheeky sense of humour and hope to make others smile but the poem does have a serious message to it:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxx
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June 21, 2014 at 4:54 PM
Guess now both of you are on the naughty list :) You might as well face it Darren's dick's in a glove....lol ...... Funny as ever
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June 21, 2014 at 6:17 PM
Nooooo Tim I'm not naughty I'm just heavily influenced by Darren and you know how naughty he is! - I guess he will say 'the lady doth protest too much' and I'm sleeping in the doghouse yet again tonight. We just have lots of fun with our writes that's the most important thing to us. Thanks as ever for your support Tim. Hugs Jan xxxx
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June 21, 2014 at 3:12 PM
You guys are so nasty and I love it, lol :) Guess what you'll be doing tonight. haha
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June 21, 2014 at 3:28 PM
MMMM am saying nothing will leave you guessing on that one! I would say we are naughty rather than nasty LOl .Hugs Jan xxx
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