A Complete Unabridged History of the Wild West - Well Nearly

[This is the poem that made me think ‘Hmmm… Sixgun Sid?’ Which led to a plethora of (at least one) ‘adventures’] * Cowboys and Red Indians they ride in any weather Though one will get a soggy hat and one a soggy feather And all that soggy headwear has been happening forever Cos Cowboys and Red Indians are really not that clever Cowboys and Red Indians they rarely get together When they chase each other they ride horses hell for leather And Sitting Fox seeks Sixgun Sid for he’s a scalp to sever And Cowboys and Red Indians they rarely get called Trevor Cowboys and Red Indians they simply wont endeavour To shelter under canvas when its raining… No, not ever Yet even when they're soaking wet they shrug and say “Whatever.” For Cowboys and Red Indians will share a teepee never