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A Cold Winter

The winter has honed its attack. “I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack, as up climb the freezes from toes passed the knees-es. It's so cold my foreskin grew back! 12/30/18

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Date: 5/8/2019 11:02:00 AM
Hush, don't mention it, Dale! On the other hand, don't hush. Mention, mention it, Dale! A great excuse to put the blame on the cold weather)
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Date: 3/8/2019 4:14:00 PM
Hahaha!! Does that surgery have a lifetime warranty? It’s been that cold here — better check my husband!!! Congrats! Great funny write!
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Date: 3/8/2019 4:51:00 PM
Thank you, Cindi.
Date: 3/8/2019 4:01:00 PM
Made me laugh! What a great sense of humor. Tmi does not even cover it here. The image s burned in my mind forever! Lol Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 3/8/2019 4:51:00 PM
Thanks for reading, Sherilynn.
Date: 3/6/2019 5:23:00 PM
In normal circumstances I would say "too much information, Dale" but this is a unique circumcision. LOL Congrats on your top win.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 3/6/2019 5:32:00 PM
Thank you, Line.
Date: 3/6/2019 4:49:00 PM
Am delighted to share the podium with you for this gem, so great to read it again Dale:-)Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/6/2019 5:32:00 PM
Thanks much, Jan.
Date: 3/6/2019 4:04:00 PM
TOO MUCH INFORMATION DALE! Or rather, just enough information to make me laugh loudly! A well-deserved joint first in my contest for you!
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Date: 3/6/2019 4:14:00 PM
Thanks very much, Nina!
Date: 1/3/2019 6:57:00 PM
Now there's a predicament! Hilarious; congrats on your win.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/3/2019 8:39:00 PM
Thanks for reading, ML.
Date: 1/1/2019 10:42:00 PM
LOL! ;D
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/2/2019 8:16:00 AM
Thanks, Maureen.
Date: 12/31/2018 10:01:00 PM
Hilarious, Dale! Great work and congrats on your win. Hugs, Carolyn
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Date: 1/1/2019 8:28:00 AM
Thanks much, Carolyn.
Date: 12/31/2018 8:12:00 PM
Lol! Dale, I see why you got the top spot! This was hilarious.Congratulations on a well deserved win! Happy New Year's you and your loved ones:-) Alexis
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Date: 1/1/2019 8:27:00 AM
Thanks, Alexis.
Date: 12/31/2018 6:33:00 PM
Hey Dale, how cold would it need to be for my hair to grow back. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 12/31/2018 4:41:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Dale I knew this would strike gold in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/31/2018 5:07:00 PM
Thanks, Jan, I see we're right next to each other. Congrats!!
Date: 12/31/2018 4:33:00 PM
Dale this limerick is hilarious, it gave me quite a laugh, congratulations on your gold first placement in the contest!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 12/31/2018 5:06:00 PM
Thanks so much, Tania!
Date: 12/31/2018 11:12:00 AM
hahaha, What a final line!! And I like the fun way your pluralized kneeses. It's allowed in limericks!!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 12/31/2018 11:47:00 AM
Thanks for reading, Andrea.
Date: 12/30/2018 5:29:00 PM
now that's funny......Good One....
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 12/30/2018 5:33:00 PM
Thanks for reading, John.
Date: 12/30/2018 4:49:00 PM
OMG this is so darn funny Dale, makes my limericks look tame lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 12/30/2018 5:05:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. It's been cold here!