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A Boot Up the Ass

My ambition is to always make y'all laugh
Hope I've succeeded, at the very least half
To cheer up this place
Put a smile on each face
The world needs a great big boot up the ass

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Eve Roper Date: 12/15/2017 10:16:00 PM hahaha:) you made me smile... he all need a reminder once in awhile. Hugs eve Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/16/2017 6:49:00 AM That's what I'm here for dear Eve!! Thanks for the visit sweet thing!!! Love, Jack xxx

DM Babbit Date: 12/13/2017 1:01:00 PM And the boot print is still there. Truly enjoy all your writes, LOL my a.. off. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 1:16:00 PM Kinda direct eh but to the point!!! Thank you muchly dear friend for dropping by! xx

Judith S Date: 12/13/2017 9:38:00 AM I know I can always come here for a laugh! You're the BEST Jack!!! ~ Judy Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 10:16:00 AM May I "QUITE" you???? HUH? May I QUOTE you!!! xxx Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 9:50:00 AM You're yummy Miss Judith... may I quite you??? LOL Love and big fat wet kisses to you!!! Jacko! xxx

Robert Pettit Date: 12/13/2017 8:57:00 AM Good write that appears to be describing the purpose of an enema. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 9:01:00 AM Big chuckle... you're in the right area! Too much crap in the news... they should read it in a limerick form! Might lighten it up!!! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/13/2017 7:31:00 AM Amen! Buckets of love your way! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 7:54:00 AM Thank you, emptied the bucket... filled it up again with mine and shipping it back first class! xxx

Silent One Date: 12/13/2017 6:45:00 AM When Santa was struck with sickness, Big Bad Jack had to save Christmas. This naughty little brute, looked so sweet in his suit. Never seen him move with such quickness! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 7:02:00 AM Whooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa! Bang on... when my white beard was longer, wee kiddies would come up to me thinking I was the head honcho!!! True story! LOL

Silent One Date: 12/13/2017 6:38:00 AM You have exceeded all expectation my friend.. I just wish more people would read you... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/13/2017 7:00:00 AM Perhaps you could promote on British TV and in the tabloids!!! You could be my agent and I'll cut you in of course with a percentage of my amazing future wealth!!!